Having a Hangover with regrets!

[AgHntr10]

Plenty of nights I wish I could take back!

[BowOnly81]

If I had done what you did, it would have been one of my best nights. I shoot i would feel good about that. I have done some stupid stuff under the influence of alcohol. Just one small example and there were many this same night. Owners wife of the company I worked for was at our company Christmas party. I had been out in the field and still had my tape measure on my pocket when I got back to the shop. Started getting lit, pulled the tape measure out while it was still on my pocket, as if to measure from the waist. Measured to the owners wife's mouth and said " do you know what you are " of course she said no. And my reply was you are 42 inches from being a " cork sucker" of course i did not use cork, but you get it. All the shop guys thought it was funny, but she, the owner and the governor of South Dakota did not think it was to cool. And that was while the night was still young. Some times I am amazed I am still alive, after the stuff I have done while drunk.

Laughing so hard, tears are rolling! Lmao!!!!!

[txpitdog]

Drank a fifth of Jim Beam straight from the bottle more than once, mostly with no regrettable effects. But once I did it right before we were going to the bar. My buddy Jesse half-carried me to the car to head out and as soon as we got there I ditched him and began walking the 3 miles home. Somewhere along the way I stole a grocery cart and began systematically emptying every mailbox I could find of mail. Woke up the next day to a grocery cart full of mail in the front yard.

Once a buddy and I were on a motorcycle trip, and on this trip we hit bad rain. We pulled into a crummy little motel in a small country town. Being that it was my birthday my buddy offered to ride back out into the storm and get some beer. He came back with a case of tall boys and a bottle of Jack. We drank it all, and as we downed the last of the JD my buddy looks over and says "Well, it's your birthday. The least I could do is kick your ***".

"You ain't kickin no one's ***"...and then the brawl began. We beat the holy hell out of each other and destroyed the room in the process. When we came to the next morning we both felt like smashed dog ****. The motel had a diner attached to it so we went over for coffee. The place was bustling with people and it went completely silent when we walked in. We sat there for 20 minutes and not one waitress would come anywhere near us. Ended up having o load up the bikes and ride to next town to get a cup of joe. With the bruises and cuts, wet gear from the day before, and hangover it was a long miserable ride.


And that right there is why I go commando

[helim83]

sounds like a night my roommate and i had in college. Only he didn't flood our house. He passed out and the water drained out of the tub. i got up to pee the next morning and found him butt naked shivering in an empty tub with a washcloth for a blanket. [emoji23]

all great stories! But this one....i spit fritos halfway across the room, scared the hell out of our secretary, and just had everyone in the office gathered around to read this thread!!!

[BWDean]

I've done and said plenty of things I shouldn't have, only a few scars to show for it too.

[Backwoods101]

Roflmao!! Good stuff

[hooligan]

If that's the worst thing you ever do while you're drunk, don't sweat it lol.

yup!

no PG stories here.

[systemnt]

ok.. I'll be the guy to say it..
you were at a wedding...
you got ripped..
you pulled out a rope..
and you started lasso'ing the GROOMSMEN?

[fishingsetx]

Ive done some stupid stuff whike drinking but would NEVER untuck my shirt, put ny hat on backwards and lasso some of the wedding party!!! WTH were you thinking man????? (Insert sarcasm emoji)

All your clothes stayed on, no one was hurt or offended, you remeber it all, and all you had to deal with was a bad hangover to deal with the next morning. Sounds pretty tame to me!

My worst one was mild by most standards. We had just moved into our first appartment at 18 years old. First weekend we threw a big party and several brought drinks. One of the ladies that lived upstairs came down with a bottle of jack and my buddy and I killed it within an hour. I all i remember is bits and pieces like my wifes friend getting naked, me falling through the cheap glass coffee table (no major injuries), throwing thr richard nixon piece sign when someone asked if I was ok, puking, thinking I had been poisoned, the smell of someone smoking some left handed cigarettes, and waking up the next morning to call into work on the first and only time I was ever asked to work overtime at that job. I also vaguely remember my buddy missing out on hooking up with the naked friend because he was sitting in the bathtub trying to puke down the drain (didnt work).

I do remember the land lady hand delivering a note the next morning saying if it happened again, she was calling the cops and we would be kicked out! I guess one of my wifes underage friends was puking off the front porch topless with a beer in her hand. Some of the other residents didnt approve if the scene!

I have several more that were hillarious looking back, but ill have to type them out later

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[Backwoods101]

ok.. I'll be the guy to say it..
you were at a wedding...
you got ripped..
you pulled out a rope..
and you started lasso'ing the GROOMSMEN?

[Backwoods101]

Ive done some stupid stuff whike drinking but would NEVER untuck my shirt, put ny hat on backwards and lasso some of the wedding party!!! WTH were you thinking man????? (Insert sarcasm emoji)

All your clothes stayed on, no one was hurt or offended, you remeber it all, and all you had to deal with was a bad hangover to deal with the next morning. Sounds pretty tame to me!

My worst one was mild by most standards. We had just moved into our first appartment at 18 years old. First weekend we threw a big party and several brought drinks. One of the ladies that lived upstairs came down with a bottle of jack and my buddy and I killed it within an hour. I all i remember is bits and pieces like my wifes friend getting naked, me falling through the cheap glass coffee table (no major injuries), throwing thr richard nixon piece sign when someone asked if I was ok, puking, thinking I had been poisoned, the smell of someone smoking some left handed cigarettes, and waking up the next morning to call into work on the first and only time I was ever asked to work overtime at that job. I also vaguely remember my buddy missing out on hooking up with the naked friend because he was sitting in the bathtub trying to puke down the drain (didnt work).

I do remember the land lady hand delivering a note the next morning saying if it happened again, she was calling the cops and we would be kicked out! I guess one of my wifes underage friends was puking off the front porch topless with a beer in her hand. Some of the other residents didnt approve if the scene!

I have several more that were hillarious looking back, but ill have to type them out later
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Oh please do

[zr2chevy22]

I can't tell my stories, statue of limitations isn't up yet. JUST JOKING.

You gotta live and let loose sometimes. You think it was bad only because you've been so reserved. To others it could be one of the best nights they've have. As long at there's no ill feelings between you and your brother just let it be. You made the night even more rememberable for all. Hahahaha

[8pointer]

I remember when I had my first wine cooler..

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It was a wedding. Every wedding has "that guy".....it just so happens at this one, you were him.

[ostey22]

I can't tell my stories, statue of limitations isn't up yet. JUST JOKING.

You gotta live and let loose sometimes. You think it was bad only because you've been so reserved. To others it could be one of the best nights they've have. As long at there's no ill feelings between you and your brother just let it be. You made the night even more rememberable for all. Hahahaha

Hey Andrew
Naw we're good. He thought it was hiliarious. My little antics weren't nothing and were forgotten about after I left. Some of his buddies went full out "Animal House" My body or my legs wouldn't let me stay much longer so I had to leave earlier than most and thank goodness I missed the good stuff...

[txmuleyman]

You got off easy with that story. Being ages 17-21 in the Marines, I've done some stupid stuff. Full blown alcoholic lots of blackouts and stitches. Of course the women I could remember were great. Like there was this one time in Oki.......