Having a Hangover with regrets!

[clayg08]

I remember when I had my first wine cooler..

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[okrattler]

I drank a whole bottle of 80 proof whiskey at the last wedding reception I went to. All I remember is laying in the front yard. But somehow I managed to get a ride with a buddy of mine,passed out in his truck and my brother and one of his buddies had to carry me in the house. I urinated when they were carrying me and maybe once after I was in bed. I'm not sure but I woke up in my own house and didn't know where I was. Stepped out of bed and fell down and noticed my hat and glasses were gone. They were out in the street in front of the house.

That's the worst I've ever been. People that were there said I was being hilarious though so I guess that's good. I just wish I could remember so I could laugh too.

[ostey22]

I drank a whole bottle of 80 proof whiskey at the last wedding reception I went to. All I remember is laying in the front yard. But somehow I managed to get a ride with a buddy of mine,passed out in his truck and my brother and one of his buddies had to carry me in the house. I urinated when they were carrying me and maybe once after I was in bed. I'm not sure but I woke up in my own house and didn't know where I was. Stepped out of bed and fell down and noticed my hat and glasses were gone. They were out in the street in front of the house.

That's the worst I've ever been. People that were there said I was being hilarious though so I guess that's good. I just wish I could remember so I could laugh too.

Winner! Thx for the reply bud.

[KenWood]

I did a stripper dance to my mother in law. I was trying to make her miss a pool shot. Like you said I'm quiet, conservative. I played pool with my mother in law, her friends, and all who were there in my underwear. My wife woke me up the next morning and the first thing I asked her was if I went further than my underwear. She said no but I've heard conflicting stories.

[.270]

If that's the worst thing you ever do while you're drunk, don't sweat it lol.

Agreed!!!

First time I met my future mother in law I let her tag along on a date with her daughter. We went down to Fat Tuesday's on the Riverwalk and accidently got her drunk on those slushies. She adores me 12 years later.

[Iehooligan11b]

My first year I came to Texas, and I was just a wild young infantryman, before I was married and a parent, some buddies from my platoon all wanted to go to Houston. I ended up behind a bar making drinks at some pub and for some reason everyone that worked there was totally ok with that, which isn't too bad. Some of the lower points of that evening were that I almost got kidnapped by an old swinger couple, and several hours later I woke up to my buddy peeing all over my feet as I was passed out in a hotel lobby. Now I rarely ever drink and would much rather spend my time hanging out at home with my fam. But hopefully this old story helps you to feel better lol

[.270]

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Well done!

[critter69]

If I had done what you did, it would have been one of my best nights. I shoot i would feel good about that. I have done some stupid stuff under the influence of alcohol. Just one small example and there were many this same night. Owners wife of the company I worked for was at our company Christmas party. I had been out in the field and still had my tape measure on my pocket when I got back to the shop. Started getting lit, pulled the tape measure out while it was still on my pocket, as if to measure from the waist. Measured to the owners wife's mouth and said " do you know what you are " of course she said no. And my reply was you are 42 inches from being a " cork sucker" of course i did not use cork, but you get it. All the shop guys thought it was funny, but she, the owner and the governor of South Dakota did not think it was to cool. And that was while the night was still young. Some times I am amazed I am still alive, after the stuff I have done while drunk.

[Slow&Steady]

6 years in the Army. Yes I've done far far worse. No, I will absolutely not elaborate. Based on the above, you are probably not too bad off. Sounds like you got hammered and acted like a goofball. No harm, no foul. If you don't have any new kids, criminal charges, itches, or burns, you came out in pretty good shape.

[BBBGP]

Normal.

[BigL]

Don't sweat it, what you did was very minor... Yes it's out of character for you but that just gives it great story value. Most of us have done WAY worse and as long as you have story value it makes it all better. Most of mine I end up naked in a swimming pool or running around swinging hips and saying "helicopter, helicopter". I even showed up at a Halloween party at a stranger's house where they said I couldn't attend if not in costume so I dropped drawers and said I'm an elephant now can I come in. They said as long as you don't sit on the couch come on in. It was across the street from the party I was at. I had been drinking corn whiskey and doing pushups outside in the cold rain when I saw someone in costume pull up over there. I said I was going over when my friend dared me to. When I dropped my drawers on their front porch he said he was speechless. I don't remember much about that party but I do remember walking back across the street naked and walking in his front door saying I don't know where my clothes are. There was a good 30+ people in his house including my then wife (now ex-wife) when I walked in naked.

If you don't wake up next to a big girl, coyote ugly girl, old lady with meth mouth, or something that you need some penicillin to get rid of, you'll be alright. As long as it's not permanent (loss of limb/life, police record, baby, something penicillin can't cure, etc.) no harm done and go build more stories! At 32, you're still young enough to set new lows on what you bring home. Go have fun!

[ostey22]

I loved and enjoyed all yalls stories! Everything went good tonight with my brothers family. They said I acted like a gentleman even with my ranch rodeo/ wedding act! You guys are NUTS!! ( in a crazy but good way) Please keep posting your crazy stories! Thx GS!

[ostey22]

If I had done what you did, it would have been one of my best nights. I shoot i would feel good about that. I have done some stupid stuff under the influence of alcohol. Just one small example and there were many this same night. Owners wife of the company I worked for was at our company Christmas party. I had been out in the field and still had my tape measure on my pocket when I got back to the shop. Started getting lit, pulled the tape measure out while it was still on my pocket, as if to measure from the waist. Measured to the owners wife's mouth and said " do you know what you are " of course she said no. And my reply was you are 42 inches from being a " cork sucker" of course i did not use cork, but you get it. All the shop guys thought it was funny, but she, the owner and the governor of South Dakota did not think it was to cool. And that was while the night was still young. Some times I am amazed I am still alive, after the stuff I have done while drunk.

Brotha I just re read your story I'd still be hiding under the biggest mountain of rock I'd could find! Thx for the story. I enjoyed it

[texasdeerhunter]

One night, me and my brothers got into the whiskey real deep. Went "home" to the hotel where my brother decided he needed to take a bath before bed. We woke up a few hours later (about 4am) to the maintenance guy beating on our door. My brother fell asleep in the bath tub with the water running, and flooded the bottom two floors of the hotel. We still aren't allowed in that hotel.

Another night, in Reno, I acted as in impromptu bouncer for a very nice night club. By the time my brothers pulled me away, I had a long line of people waiting to get into the club. I was checking ID's and only letting attractive women in. I was enforcing a "one out, one in" policy. I thought I was going to get a major beat down when I told everyone waiting in line that I was just kidding.

These are just a few stories I can think of, and if what you describe is the worst you have done, don't sweat it haha.

[texas bound]

I've got way to many stories after 9.5 years in the Corps and a week in Jamaica at a place called hedonism 3. Majority are not for a place like this though. How I'm still alive, no arrest record, no std's or unwanted kids is beyond me. I've woken up in different states, places ive never been before and next too women I didn't know (some I'm glad I don't know). You had a fun tame night no need to be ashamed. Tell the story with pride.

Sent from my SM-G920V using Tapatalk