If you didn't die at least once, you didn't have food poisoning.
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Anyone ever had food poisoning?
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Here's how it will go with a sho nuff case of food poisoning.
There'll be cramps, chills, aches, horrible gut wrenching vomiting, super soaker style diarrhea, rooms spinning out of control, thunder, voices of dead people you never knew...then you will think that you're going to die...you'll want to go to the ER, but all you can do is moan loudly while you lay on the bathroom floor...finally (and this is the worst part) you'll start to fear that you won't die and you'll just continue in this state forever!
12-24 hours you'll start to be functional again, but you'll never be able to look a Rueben sandwich in the face again!
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I travel a lot in my job and because of that, I am constantly in restaurants. The last time I got it I was holed up in a Springhill Suites down in Houston for two days and never left the hotel room. It was all I could do to get back and forth from the bed to the head.
It would have been bad at home but hugging the head in a hotel room where many, many ugly and hairy butts had been before me, I think, made it worse!!!
I am sure after I was able to check out the poor maid walked into a stench that no doubt made her hurl as well. Gawd it was horrible.
Then, the stress of knowing I had two flights to get back home and did not want to have to curl up on the floor of the airplane john almost convinced me to rent a car and drive all the way home. Luckily, I was all purged by then and made it home without incident.
Still travel a lot and a repeat of that is not on my wish list (knock on wood)!!!
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Two of my buddies and I had lunch at a dive Mexican Restaurant. By night we were experiencing the above symtoms. My buddies recover but I don't. The vomiting stops but still yellow water coming out the south end. I go to the doctor and he gives me those little white pills that always work. I go on for about a week, functioning but staying close to the potty. Still liquid when the pills are all gone. I go back to the doc and he says that it is probably parasites. So they worm me and I am better within hours. I never did see any worms so it must have been some other critter causing the problem.
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Had it twice. The worst was 3 days and came from taste of Texas, woke me up in the middle of the night and said uh oh this isn't going to be good.... Like everyone else says, you die or definetly want to. Don't expect a good night sleep, sleep on bathroom floor so you don't have to run
Symptoms usually cramps and spraying out of both ends, even when you think you have nothing else in you
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