any good disfunctional family christmas stories

[BigL]

Bumping this to top. See if there any good new stories to add

[Quackerbox]

I'll update my post from 2018.

The pot head nephew is no longer a pot head and has been working for a home builder for a hot minute. He does have a baby momma but not the waitress so i wasnt completely wrong.

all in all he's way better off now and i (or anyone else) have the desire to choke some sense into him.

[alien_scones]

It's time to peel the scabs back and share the misery this season, as misery loves company.

Myself, I'm hoping to avoid a family incident this Christmas with my TDS stage-4 sister.

[Chew]

We avoid everyone until New Year's Eve party. Then I'm too lit too care. 😁

[GarGuy]

Gotta be some major TDS this year. We only have one. He lives in NewYork city. He is coming home for Christmas. Today i learned he has left his left lunatic ways and done a 180. He's a Trumper. I don't even know what to think.

[alien_scones]

He's a Trumper. I don't even know what to think.

He needs a reasurring hug and a good cigar.

[Tx.Fisher]

This thread is a classic TBH thread. Some funny ****.

[MtnMike]

My SIL in Colorado will not be joining us for Christmas this year because DJT won and we have supported him since 2015. She unfriended me on Facebook and is not talking to me. She hates Texas and Texans(she was born in Maryland) and I am completely ok with the fact that she is staying home.

[Duckologist]

It's time to peel the scabs back and share the misery this season, as misery loves company.

Myself, I'm hoping to avoid a family incident this Christmas with my TDS stage-4 sister.

But if you avoid it there won't be any story for dis thread

[fish4food]

My SIL in Colorado will not be joining us for Christmas this year because DJT won and we have supported him since 2015. She unfriended me on Facebook and is not talking to me. She hates Texas and Texans(she was born in Maryland) and I am completely ok with the fact that she is staying home.

Is your brother making it though?

[Dale Moser]

My cousin is bringing his whiney liberal wife (from Chicago) this year. I've been asked to be on at least my 4th best behavior, and I have agreed not to draw 1st. I'm inclined to stand down for my aunt's sake, and for her chances to see her grandkids....but if that insufferable slob opens her pie hole and any lib diarrhea falls out...it's gonna be shock and awe.

[GarGuy]

My cousin is bringing his whiney liberal wife (from Chicago) this year. I've been asked to be on at least my 4th best behavior, and I have agreed not to draw 1st. I'm inclined to stand down for my aunt's sake, and for her chances to see her grandkids....but if that insufferable slob opens her pie hole and any lib diarrhea falls out...it's gonna be shock and awe.

Man shock and awe is hitting liberals all over the country. Never seen anything like the outpouring of intolerance for that stupidity. They dont know what to do. Let her have it Dale

[easeup]

Gotta be some major TDS this year. We only have one. He lives in NewYork city. He is coming home for Christmas. Today i learned he has left his left lunatic ways and done a 180. He's a Trumper. I don't even know what to think.

a leaf blowing in the wind?

[GarGuy]

a leaf blowing in the wind?

Not at all. He's been hard core liberal for many years. That's why he moved to Yankee land

[Big Lee]

I was just thinking about this thread today. Looking forward to hearing great stories.