any good disfunctional family christmas stories

[Pawnhunter]

Just a little advice / teaser:

If you want some of your more "redneck" female family members to beat up your ex-wife for $500.00, make sure the ex is not on the "family" group text....

Not me but a family member really screwed up on this one.

Video Please!!!! Address? I’ll give $500 to watch!! I’ll even bring beer!!

[Kingfisher789]

You can’t really make that up..

[USMC]

Anything happen today?

[BigL]

Bumping this to the top for this year's stories

[rebelbow]

Bumping this to the top for this year's stories

thanks for this! i suddenly don't feel so bad about my family ! lol

[HR3]

Hold tight, I'll have a good one for you about 2:30pm today as soon as the outlaws arrive
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[rtp]

Hold tight, I'll have a good one for you about 2:30pm today as soon as the outlaws arrive
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[BigL]

Hold tight, I'll have a good one for you about 2:30pm today as soon as the outlaws arrive
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So any story to add

[HR3]

So any story to add

Shiiiii... Do you know them jokers came over to my house and acted like they had good sense... Shocked the hell out me as there was a huge fight at Thanksgiving...[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

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[HR3]

I didn't even have to throw anybody out....

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[Raider4044]

Shiiiii... Do you know them jokers came over to my house and acted like they had good sense... Shocked the hell out me as there was a huge fight at Thanksgiving...[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

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We’re gonna need the thanksgiving story….. [emoji16]


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[Hoggslayer]

My In-laws finally left and no one went to jail or the hospital. Both of which have happened in the past on Christmas day. All and all it was a good Christmas.

[HR3]

We’re gonna need the thanksgiving story….. [emoji16]


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My brother in-law insulted one of his cousins and her husband, prompting the guy to rush up to him and throw a punch.... Missing and landing on the dessert table. As my brother in-law moved out of the way of his attack he lost his balance and fell into the table with all the trimmings on it.... The big mess caused the ladies to begin arguing and fighting over whose fault it was..... Police were called out, every single entree, side dish and dessert was lost... Luckily, I ALWAYS prepare a Thanksgiving feast as I don't believe anyone cooks as well as I do... So at least we had something

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[CEO]

Found out one of the 10 year old female family members was caught trying to sell pictures of her feet online. This was brought up while we were sitting at the dinner table Christmas Day. Almost choked on my banana pudding.

[ThisLadyHunts]

Found out one of the 10 year old female family members was caught trying to sell pictures of her feet online. This was brought up while we were sitting at the dinner table Christmas Day. Almost choked on my banana pudding.

Pictures of her feet? Is that really a thing?