. . . that one nice Saturday morning in October, say the 3rd, you were walking to your stand in the dark and ran into this face-first, would you:
A. Calmly back up and detour around it.
B. Reach up and wipe it away.
C. Turn around and go back to the truck to change your pants.
D. Scream like a girl and . . .
A. Calmly back up and detour around it.
B. Reach up and wipe it away.
C. Turn around and go back to the truck to change your pants.
D. Scream like a girl and . . .

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