I was the foreman at a jobsite. A guy came in using the boss' name and said that he had to pickup the front end loader and transport it to another location. I helped him load it up. Boss man did not know him. It was a smooth criminal
Pulled over one day to help a big soft shell turtle. Got him to the other side of the road and drove off. Came back by the same spot about 10 minutes later and he had been run over. Guess I pointed him in the wrong direction. ****ed if you do ****ed if you don't.
I was the foreman at a jobsite. A guy came in using the boss' name and said that he had to pickup the front end loader and transport it to another location. I helped him load it up. Boss man did not know him. It was a smooth criminal
Pulled over one day to help a big soft shell turtle. Got him to the other side of the road and drove off. Came back by the same spot about 10 minutes later and he had been run over. Guess I pointed him in the wrong direction. ****ed if you do ****ed if you don't.
Holy crap, that is funny!! Thanks dude, I needed that
I once tried to break up a cat fight in Mexico and got pistol whipped by one of their mafia brothers. I did one them one step forward and two step backs kinda deals when I realized what I had been hit with.
I was the foreman at a jobsite. A guy came in using the boss' name and said that he had to pickup the front end loader and transport it to another location. I helped him load it up. Boss man did not know him. It was a smooth criminal
One time I was walking into a home depot and saw this guy struggling to load a lawnmower into his truck so I help him load it he says thanks and runs hops in the car and drives off at this point I'm pretty sure he stole a lawnmower then the manager come's running out the front door with several employees right towards me starts questioning me like I'm a part of it then the police show up they question me lol they had it all on camera so they believed me but I allmost crapped my pants I'm just a honest country boy from small town Alabama that was my 4th day in Dallas lol
One time I was walking into a home depot and saw this guy struggling to load a lawnmower into his truck so I help him load it he says thanks and runs hops in the car and drives off at this point I'm pretty sure he stole a lawnmower then the manager come's running out the front door with several employees right towards me starts questioning me like I'm a part of it then the police show up they question me lol they had it all on camera so they believed me but I allmost crapped my pants I'm just a honest country boy from small town Alabama that was my 4th day in Dallas lol
I also have had a few of these.. Most recent was as follows: Saw a State Trooper stuck in his Tahoe behind some trees. It seems he was turning around to run down a lawbreaker or whatnow.. I pulled over and discussed the situation with two of the Troopers as another one had stopped to survey the situation also. They said a tow truck was delayed due to an accident so I offered to assist in my just cleaned-up Superduty. My girl and I were all cleaned up and headed out to the picture show but this would only take a minute. Out comes my tow strap. Hooked up and got a bit more soft than anticipated. I moved over and out she came.. No big deal right.. Thanks, hand shakes, etc and a good bye. Two weeks later I received a bill for 330 bucks to repair sod I damaged. It seems that my license plat was searched down off the dash camera from the troopers Tahoe. Rats!! Now thats silly huh.
I also have had a few of these.. Most recent was as follows: Saw a State Trooper stuck in his Tahoe behind some trees. It seems he was turning around to run down a lawbreaker or whatnow.. I pulled over and discussed the situation with two of the Troopers as another one had stopped to survey the situation also. They said a tow truck was delayed due to an accident so I offered to assist in my just cleaned-up Superduty. My girl and I were all cleaned up and headed out to the picture show but this would only take a minute. Out comes my tow strap. Hooked up and got a bit more soft than anticipated. I moved over and out she came.. No big deal right.. Thanks, hand shakes, etc and a good bye. Two weeks later I received a bill for 330 bucks to repair sod I damaged. It seems that my license plat was searched down off the dash camera from the troopers Tahoe. Rats!! Now thats silly huh.
I wonder how much the state trooper was fined for the damage he caused when he got stuck? Things like this make you want to never help anyone ever again.
In college I jumped in between two drunk buddies starting to have it out. I got there right as they started swinging. First haymaker hits me right in the right ear. Have a little busted cartilege there now...Its good for a free beer from either of them every time I see them.
I was conned into giving a guy some change so he could get a bite to eat! I drove by a few minutes later and he was coming out of the store with a beer! Never again!!!!!
In college I jumped in between two drunk buddies starting to have it out. I got there right as they started swinging. First haymaker hits me right in the right ear. Have a little busted cartilege there now...Its good for a free beer from either of them every time I see them.
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