Warning to those using vanilla

[Sleepy]

Yep, I had everything in the backseat of my truck that I spray down with vanilla, jacket, harness, backpack. The wife and I get in the truck to go to the grocery store (mind you, she's pregnant) and she immediately says, "omg that smells so good, I need a Krispy Kreme!!". Wouldn't you know it, we walk out of the grocery store with a box full of Krispy Kremes.

[cgny27]

too funny....guess you might as well drive right up to your feeder and hunt in comfort...

[Rack Ranch]

Just FYI Same goes for your Tinks #69

[kae006]

Deer are gonna start running into your truck, be careful driving.

[FlightCancelled]

WELL AT LEAST YOU WILL HAVE A NICE SMELL WHILE YOUR MECHANIC IS FIXING YOUR TRUCK

FIX
OR
REPAIR
DAILY


SINCE YOUR NOT DRIVING A DODGE

[Anvilheadtexas]

Boy man... Back in the days of Skunk Screen your situation might be a bit different.

[Stick-Launcher]

Awesome! Are you hungry all the time now?

[OrangeBlood]

watcha get for that dodge comment

[Abcdj]

Just park your truck in the pasture open the doors poor some corn around it and get back in the trees 100 yards and wait!

[the marshall]

lol

[huntresss]

Now all you need is some spinning wheels, curb feelers and fuzzy dice.

[N.DaWoods]

did that one time with some vegetable oil from grocery store. winter was fine, but rancid oil in hot sun was not quite as pleasant as vanilla in the July summer heat.

[buckybill]

Just a friendly PSA for those using vanilla as an attractant or masking scent. If you bought the big 8oz bottle with the flip cap, please ensure that:

1. The cap is in fact closed when not in use, and

2. The bottle is supported so that it stays in an upright position.

Leaning it up in the back seat and then driving around the property may result in 6-8oz of vanilla extract soaking, quite permanently, into the upholstery and foam of your back seat.

My truck smells a whole lot better than the "wet dog rolling in old fast food containers" smell I had become so lovingly accustomed to, but I think if I ever sell my truck, it will have to be to a woman. My truck is now the olfactory version of A Clockwork Orange. It's the equivalent of a 1 megaton bomb of vanilla Yankee Candles, condensed entirely within the confines of a Ford SuperCrew cab. I'll never be able to go near another cupcake or creme brulee dessert again.

It's borderline emasculating, but not quite as bad as driving a Dodge. Be careful out there, things can go bad on ya quick!

happened to me last weekend on a bed.

[apolloreed]

Lol! I broke a bottle of Jim Beam in my old f-250 once, I was hoping I didn't get pulled over.
.

That's alcohol abuse right there!!!

[xman59]

be glad it wasnt a mini regular cab mini truck,,, it would be just as much smeel in a smaller area........ be sure to leave your hunting clothes in the truck at night!!!!!