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    Warning to those using vanilla

    Just a friendly PSA for those using vanilla as an attractant or masking scent. If you bought the big 8oz bottle with the flip cap, please ensure that:

    1. The cap is in fact closed when not in use, and

    2. The bottle is supported so that it stays in an upright position.

    Leaning it up in the back seat and then driving around the property may result in 6-8oz of vanilla extract soaking, quite permanently, into the upholstery and foam of your back seat.

    My truck smells a whole lot better than the "wet dog rolling in old fast food containers" smell I had become so lovingly accustomed to, but I think if I ever sell my truck, it will have to be to a woman. My truck is now the olfactory version of A Clockwork Orange. It's the equivalent of a 1 megaton bomb of vanilla Yankee Candles, condensed entirely within the confines of a Ford SuperCrew cab. I'll never be able to go near another cupcake or creme brulee dessert again.

    It's borderline emasculating, but not quite as bad as driving a Dodge. Be careful out there, things can go bad on ya quick!

    #2
    Lol

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      #3
      haha

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        #4
        Stuff happens--be happy it wasn't a bottle of skunk scent.

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            #6
            hilarious!

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              #7
              Originally posted by dustoffer View Post
              Stuff happens--be happy it wasn't a bottle of skunk scent.
              Haha! This^^^^

              Bisch

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                #8
                Lol! I broke a bottle of Jim Beam in my old f-250 once, I was hoping I didn't get pulled over.
                .

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by txpitdog View Post
                  Just a friendly PSA for those using vanilla as an attractant or masking scent. If you bought the big 8oz bottle with the flip cap, please ensure that:

                  1. The cap is in fact closed when not in use, and

                  2. The bottle is supported so that it stays in an upright position.

                  Leaning it up in the back seat and then driving around the property may result in 6-8oz of vanilla extract soaking, quite permanently, into the upholstery and foam of your back seat.

                  My truck smells a whole lot better than the "wet dog rolling in old fast food containers" smell I had become so lovingly accustomed to, but I think if I ever sell my truck, it will have to be to a woman. My truck is now the olfactory version of A Clockwork Orange. It's the equivalent of a 1 megaton bomb of vanilla Yankee Candles, condensed entirely within the confines of a Ford SuperCrew cab. I'll never be able to go near another cupcake or creme brulee dessert again.

                  It's borderline emasculating, but not quite as bad as driving a Dodge. Be careful out there, things can go bad on ya quick!


                  Had a similar situation, only the smell in mine was not at all pleasant. Vinegar in a spray bottle soaking the seats several times and a bowl left in the truck over the weekend with windows cracked was the only thing that would touch the smell.

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                    #10
                    I didn't spill mine but my bottle of spray vanilla is in my backseat. My truck smells like a cupcake

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                      #11
                      lol

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                        #12
                        Try a good strong shot of pepper spray. It had to be in the winter too. Will make strong men cry.

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                          #13
                          Lol. Sorry bro

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                            #14
                            As long as it's not as bad as a Dodge!

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                              #15
                              Lol I will add that spraying your beard down with vanilla is NOT recommend....

                              Unless you want it to become a bee give. I was "buzzed" all afternoon lol

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