I'm Crushed, Devastated, Shattered.

[Speedgoat]

Burnadell has those same shorts !

Oh no!!! All Hail is going to break loose now

[Jmh05]

That's the style back then. That's how swim trunks were. Doesn't change anything.

[BrandonA]

The Duke or princess was a switch hitter.

[WyoBull]

He also had to wear lifts in his boots because he was so short.

[krtnorris]

Chuck Norris would never wear that!

[Playa]

So John Wayne was a bare back cowboy?

[fox1]

Blasphemy !!!!!!!!!! Where is the mods when you need one.

[47]

"Moose knuckle"!!! How have I never heard that term before??!!

It's Canadian

[sharkhunter]

I don't know what to believe anymore .

[47]

Unless he was known to wear a neck length ski mask to the beach or JW is one of those rare birds who's skin only tans when it NOT exposed to the sun... I'm gonna go with shopped...

Note the obvious difference in face/neck color from the torso.

Honor restored.

[moe monsarrat]

Looks photoshopped to me.

[4dog]

yall need to go and find a blind somewhere...wait...then shoot whatever come into your preferred range....sheesh!... too much time on yalls hands...and i just woke up to that pic..thanks
..thanks alot. lol

[47]

yall need to go and find a blind somewhere...wait...then shoot whatever come into your preferred range....sheesh!... too much time on yalls hands...and i just woke up to that pic..thanks
..thanks alot. lol

I doubt it took anyone here any more "time on their hands" to post here than it did for you.

[mikeyb_23]

This is how I see it. Great explanation.

Let me try to explain what I see here, to alleviate the pain.


Note the thick thighs laying just to the bottom left of this photo, in complete, absolute surrender posture. What you can not see in this image is, there is about 50 - 75 of these women, lined up further off to the left. The Duke simply slipped his WARM UP SHORTS on, as he puffed a smoke between 25 - 50 female fans, each on requesting, personal "one on one - one handed push up - cardio vascular," training.

The Duke had 2 options...walk back upstream 200 yards to his bath rob, to the left of this photo and or, break-out the smoking bag - slip on a quick pair of trunks - and simply take a "CAMEL - NON -FILTER SMOKE BREAK," with a few shots of Bourbon whiskey chasers (buried in the smoke bag," before moving off to the right, with another 300 or 400 girls to go.

THAT'S HOW I SEE IT!

His Moose knuckle looks, thats easy enough to explain, he was trying to find a female, with a bigger camel toe....and from what I heard, he found her about 500 or 600 females into his work-out!

[kmlj9491]

My whole life is a lie now