Whats Your Funny Saying

[lexingtontexas]

Cowboys will win 9 games this season!

Now that's funny right there

[STGS]

If it flies, floats or ________, rent it.

[Let's go Brandon!]

That dude's got more problems than a math book.

[Electrican]

I'll stomp a mud hole in your *** and walk it dry Son

[westtexducks]

Hes nuttier than a squirrel ****.

[AntlerCollector]

He's got more chins than a Chinese phone book

[Let's go Brandon!]

Like Japs coming over a sand dune.

She could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.

He couldn't find his a** with both hands.

Does this dress make me look fat?
No, your fat does.(I recommend never using this one)

[Booner Sooner]

Dumber than a box of rocks.

Dumber than a bag of hammers.

Sharp as a marble.

Raining as hard as a cow peeing on a flat rock.

Having a s**t eating grin.

He don't know his a** from a hole in the ground.

[Oliver1206]

I bet I could sh*t through a screen door...

[HuttoHunter]

when doing projects around the house: "Good enough for goverment work"

"Does the Pope poop in the woods? Is a bear catholic?"

When I pass gas around the fellas
"Some a**hole is talking s**t behind my back"

busier than a one legged man at an a** kicking contest

that dog dont hunt

[JTRichardson]

Sweatin like Michael Jackson at a boy scouts meeting

[4-fletch]

You dont know come here from sic em
sweaten like my ex wife in church

[Abcdj]

You'll get nothing and like it

Dumber than a sack of hammers

Hotter than a whore at a wiener roast

Couple of steps back

Whoa pilgrim

I haven't taken a beating like that since I had a squirrel in my pants

[hondo]

That's wronger than two left feet.

[hondo]

Shoot a little lower cowboy, he's ridin a pony.