Whats Your Funny Saying

[RedDirt]

90% of the fish are in 10% of the water and 10% of the fisherman catch 90% of the fish.

[TXBuck74]

Colder than a well diggers a** in January....
It's hotter than 2 squirrels humpin' in a wool sock....
Quiter than mouse peeing on a cotton ball...
Louder than two cows peeing on a flat rock... or two skeletons humpin on a tin roof...
When people say "if I..." I say if your aunt had n*ts she'd be your uncle....

[MASTERS]

He isn't worth two pinches of cat ****
Its Hotter than young love
Its Hotter than two rats doing it in a wool sock
Son of a gun got so hard a cat couldn't scratch it
It was harder than Chinese arithmetic
That **** was higher than a giraffes ***
That bàstard folded up like a cheap lawn chair when I hit him

[TexaRican]

birthing baby mud seals

[panhandlehunter]

When there is some indecision, I always say "some people think cucumbers taste better pickled". Always throw people off.

[4-fletch]

Its so dry around here the woman wont take root

[Bro. Bill]

When price is to high.. "Man that's higher than a woodpecker hole"

[CPR09]

Hotter than a fresh f'd fox in a forest fire.
Windier than a sack of farts.

[kwperry]

higher than buzzard c**k
lower than whale sh*t
happier than a queer in a d**k tree

[Bro. Bill]

Sweatin' like a hooker in a church house.

Hooked up like a come-along.

Dumber than a day-old democrat.

I'm out….like a fat kid in dodge ball.

Harder'n a preacher's ******.

Colder than a well-diggers butt.

He's as useless as teats on a boar hog.

If she had as many poked out 'er as she's had poked in 'er, she'd look like a porcupine.

Dude you Gota be from porter :-)

[Bowtech38]

As high as a midgets *****. Hard as woodpecker lips.

[AntlerCollector]

If i'd of known grandkids would be so much fun I'd of had them first

[clcraft]

"I gotta pee like a Russian race horse"
" do it to it like sonny Pruitt used to do it"

[AntlerCollector]

Money don't buy happiness, but it's a hell of a down payment

[Stuck]

I was skippin around like a daggot with a sack full of ficks.

Like a sore peter, you can't beat it.