Weird side effect of getting older

[Legdog]

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[PSD Ryan]

I still die laughing everytime I bring up the henway to my wife!!! Its hard not to when she forgets everytime!!!

36 yrs yng!!!

She doesn't forget... She humors you

I'm 28 and it's still awkward when a nude scene pops up in a movie I'm watching with my parents.

I do find myself telling more of my dad's old "lame" jokes

[mikemorvan]

Man I must be getting old - all these views and no comment on the lame pun embedded in the original post?

Alas, no pun in 10 did.

Dad humor at it's worst / best. I've completed 56.75 laps, getting old does suck. In a lot more ways than just giving in to dad humor.

Take heart, Norm Hitzges would love it.

[bigdaddy590]

Aside from unwanted nose hair and the inability to "hold my water" I've noticed something else that has changed since I've gotten older. When I was a kid I was always mortified when my father told one of his "Dad jokes" in front of my friends - usually a bad pun. I would do the familiar adolescent eye roll and reflect on how lame old people are. Now that I have completed 57 laps around the sun I've found myself thinking lame puns are funny. How does that happen? Young people have not changed, BTW. I tried out 10 of my best puns on my niece and nephew to see if I could make them laugh. Alas, no pun in 10 did.

I must be young. I had to reread the post to get the pun

[pdevoto]

The Best Part of Getting Old.

The best part of getting old (probably the only part of it) is not caring about if you offend somebody by speaking about what you truly believe in.

Generally this is because:

1.) You don't have a boss anymore.

2.) Your kids have all matured past your being a bad influence on them.

3.) Your just viewed as another one of those crazy old men.

4.) And you wife has finally realized after all of these years you truly are incorrigible.

[47]

Man I must be getting old - all these views and no comment on the lame pun embedded in the original post?

Stellar went a long way for that one

Alas, no pun in 10 did.

[47]

what is the deal with the eyebrows. hello!

And that one freak, 5" long back hair?

[Devin]

Old brokers never die..... they just go out of commission.

Old brokers never die.... they just trade away.



Enjoy it while you're still coherent enough to, John!

[JP135]

52 laps here. Our daughter has 14 laps. My wife and I both work for the school district I absolutely LOVE to throw in trendy phrases but intentionally use them in the wrong context. She learned long ago to ignore me when I'm trying to set her up for a practical joke (for example farting and then calling her into the "hot zone" under the guise of looking at something interesting - 'hey look, there's a tiny little mouse with big dark eyes but you've gotta stand right here to see him') but she takes the bait EVERY time I misuse trendy lingo.