Serious interview question...

[Charles]

Go build me another cocktail and tell no one what I saw.

[El Coop]

google "shot placement for giraffe"

[Nocks33]

Probably stop drinking.

[billfromtx]

Laugh my arse off then call my buddies to come over and look at this fricken Giraffe in my back yard!

[Texastaxi]

I love threads like this ... even more than the bobcat mount threads!

[TB80]

Try answering this way and see what kind of response you get: "The Giraffe in the backyard sounds like one giant problem. I would shoot it and then cut it up so I would have multiple smaller, more manageable problems."

[Daniel75]

Shrink him down to micro mini size and say "opulence. I has it."

then proceed to clone the teacup sized giraffe and make millions.

Take poor picture. Go to the GS and ask for age and score.

Of course, add pertinent details: State, pure Texas strain or not, protein or no protein, hf or lf, etc... Make special note if i'm in Kansas or Canada.

Set up a pee gravel feeder in hopes of keeping "your" giraffe on your property. Then pray that the neighbor doesnt do the same on your fence line. Give him some time to mature, then make a "little far back" shot and call in the dogs. A trophy of a lifetime awaits you!

Is this a high fence or low fence giraffe?

Go build me another cocktail and tell no one what I saw.

google "shot placement for giraffe"

Greatness, they all made me laugh out loud.

[Texas8point]

I would tell my buddy visiting from Colorado I've had enough !!!!

[elkbowhunter]

quit mowing the grass.

[TXHUNT3R]

Set up a pee gravel feeder in hopes of keeping "your" giraffe on your property. Then pray that the neighbor doesnt do the same on your fence line. Give him some time to mature, then make a "little far back" shot and call in the dogs. A trophy of a lifetime awaits you!

lol!!

[Jp.]

Sell it!!!
I could use the money. And it has to be worth something.

[elkbowhunter]

Sell it!!!
I could use the money. And it has to be worth something.

ya wonder what a trailer would cost to haul a giraffe?

[Charles]

quit smoking the grass.

fify

[elkbowhunter]

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TBH express???? ya wonder what a trailer would cost to haul a giraffe?

[Jp.]

ya wonder what a trailer would cost to haul a giraffe?

Not my problem, sell is you buy it, you haul it.