Serious interview question...

[47]

No...really, this is an actual question I found in an online application...

this should be fun

"What would you do if you found a giraffe in your back yard?"

[Reaper33]

shoot it, exotic baby!!!

[bwssr]

talk about neck roast!
call the zoo, if they aint miss'n one, they will never miss it....

[BETTERLUCKYTHANGOOD]

My wife would name it Geoffey and I'd never get the chance to shoot it.

[Tmag]

Call the zoo.

[deerplanter]

Make sure I was at the right house.

[perfectstorm]

Shrink him down to micro mini size and say "opulence. I has it."

then proceed to clone the teacup sized giraffe and make millions.

[mikemorvan]

Take poor picture. Go to the GS and ask for age and score.

Of course, add pertinent details: State, pure Texas strain or not, protein or no protein, hf or lf, etc... Make special note if i'm in Kansas or Canada.

[Traildust]

Are you applying for the circus?

[okie/texan]

New pet for kiddos!

[GarGuy]

Look for a really tall tree to winch him up on while I skin him.

[Big Mike M]

Take a selfie with it and post it on TBH!!!!

[GarGuy]

Shrink him down to micro mini size and say "opulence. I has it."

then proceed to clone the teacup sized giraffe and make millions.

Bahahaha

[hcshooter]

Funny part is I know why this put that on there, they are not the only ones but their is a psycololigical reason for that style and type of question.

Oh and there is no right or wrong answer (well maybe if you say shoot and smoke it).

[Bill]

These are called behavioral interviewing questions. If you want the job they right answer is to say take a picture and call the local zoo. If you don't, say shoot it and make zebra fajitas for 300 at Bownanza.

The one I heard was "if you could be any animal, what would it be?". My answer was "a 500 pound boar somewhere in Cali where they can't hunt me. I'd lay around all day long, only getting up to eat or have sex, and nobody would mess with me". I depends who you tell that to.

The best one I heard was, "how would you get an elephant and a snake out of a small room?". The answer was "Why are you asking me stupid questions and not staying focused on what problem you're hiring me to solve? Who cares?".