best quotes from A Christmas Story.

[papabearclif]

the scene where ralphie got lil orphan annie's decoder and was decoding the code.

"be sure to drink your ovaltine, a crummy commerical!? Son of a b!tch!"

x2:d

[Fla Hunter]

Scott Farkus and his lil buddy at the fight scene. Ralphie ground and pounding Farkus and the lil toad walks over and says "hey kid!" and tries pulling Ralphie off Farkus and Ralphie punched em in the gut and the toad said " hey kid! I'm telling my dad..."

Also when Schwartz's and Flick was standing there watching the fight and Ralphie's Mom was walking up and Flick said " (sucks air) oooo ya mother!, ya mother, ya mother... "

[BrandonA]

I am a fan. Have the lamp in my office lobby as part of our Christmas Decorations.

[JCG]

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I am a fan. Have the lamp in my office lobby as part of our Christmas Decorations.

That is awesome!!!!

[bowaddict40]

Oooooooohhhhhhhh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuudgge

[rladner]

"Don't ANYYYYYYYBOOOOOOOOODY Move" (after he trips a breaker with the lights)

[Kdog]

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I am a fan. Have the lamp in my office lobby as part of our Christmas Decorations.

That is so funny. Saw this one driving around my neighborhood last night.

[Jeremy7306]

Am I the only person that does not like this movie! Haha. I never have. Not sure why! My wife loves it! Lol.

[Smart]

Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!!!

[BrandonA]

"Now I know that some of you put Flick up to this, but he has refused to say who. But those who did it know their blame, and I'm sure that the guilt you must feel would be far worse than any punishment you might receive. Now, don't you feel terrible? Don't you feel remorse for what you have done? Well, that's all I'm going to say about poor Flick."
"Adults loved to say things like that but kids knew better. We knew darn well it was always better not to get caught."

[BrandonA]

"Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl."

[BrandonA]

"Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. Though my personal preference was for Lux, I found that Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand... YECCHH!"

[fprice1124]

The jibberish dad mumbles after the dogs steal the turkey.