best quotes from A Christmas Story.

[JCG]

Ok lets hear your favorite quotes from A Christmas Story!
Fragile, must be Italian.

[WolfKat]

(when Ralph was asked who he heard use the word "fudge" he was being punished for)

Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. But, I chickened out and said the first name that came to mind.

[Thumper]

[Describing a "reaction" to an encounter with the bullies]

Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Randy lay there like a slug! It was his only defense!

[temple droptine]

Not a finger!!!

[huntingfanatic]

Schwartz: I TRIPLE-dog-dare you!

Narrator (Ralphie as an adult): Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!

[RascalArms]

"My little brother had not eaten voluntarily in over three years"

[lars]

In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.

[Garrett-TX]

I can't belive this one hasn't been posted yet.

"You'll put your eye out!"

[TexaRican]

"Soft glow of electric sex"

[Fla Hunter]

The scene where Ralphie got lil orphan Annie's decoder and was decoding the code.

"Be sure to drink your ovaltine, A crummy commerical!? Son of a B!tch!"

[back-woods-boy]

Scott Farkus, what a rotten name!

[Double-Drop]

Fragile...must be Italian.

[Double-Drop]

" I won a major award!"

[jeffpg]

Ralphie as Adult: [narrating]

Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man.

[swampstander]

"They looked at me as if I had lobsters crawling out of my ears."