I'm so bored, help!

[Fishndude]

I've got work for you if you know how to hack into someone's computer.

[npe001]

You could learn to tie knots! Lol that's what I do when I get really really bored haha

[dadogg]

Do you know how to sharpen knives. I have a couple that could use a little honing

Hope you get better soon.

[jruss]

do you know why the cowboy adopted a weenie dog?












he wanted to ,,,,get a long little dawgy.

[deer99hunter]

M R Ducks
M R Knot
C M Wangs
L I B
M R Ducks

[krtnorris]

Hear about the 84 yr old who won the powerball. Lottery asked her, "how are you going to spend the money ma'am"? She shrugged and said "depends?!"

[Iolabowhunter]

Hope you heal well...

Boudreua ask his brother Lamont to watch after his pregnant wife while he is out of town. Boudreua say's if you will i will let you name the baby, so Lamont agrees. Boudreau returns with two babies on the ground, he tells Lamont you sure are a good friend to go through all of this for me thank you thank you. What did you name them? I name the girl Denice, oh what a beautiful name I love the name Denice said Boudreua and what did you name the boy? Denephew...
This was suppose to be a cajun joke but I couldn't spell words that way.

[Witchgrass]

I'm terrible at remembering jokes, so I will cheat a little and just randomly post a few thing to help you pass the time.




Ok. That probably wasted about one minute of your time. Well if those didnt physically make you feel worse, my job is done. Here's to a speedy recovery.
Laters,

[TexAg2002]

Did you hear about the one armed fisherman? He caught a fish THIS BIG! (one are extended). Or what did Noah tell the rabbits? Only two, only two! Seriosly though, hope you feel better soon.

[Draco]

Those things happen when you trust your life to an animal with a brain the size of a pecan.

[DrJ]

A pirate walked into a bar and had a steering wheel attached to the fly area of his pants. The bartender says: "Umm, sir, you have a steering attached to your pants?" The pirate replies: "Arrgh! It drives me nuts!!"

[hopedale]

The Church put out a call for a new Preacher. A Preacher showed up and gave a 5 minute sorrmon on Sunday. It was short but powerful. They decided to give the Preacher another go. He did a little better and gave them 7 minutes. Still short by the Boards standards but wow. It was really moving.

The Board decided to invite him back one more time but to give him two weeks to prepare.

The Preacher came back and gave a sermon that was incredible and it lasted two hours with no break.

The Board called the Preacher to the council chambers to discuss all the surmons. They asked the Preacher about how length being to short and the last one to long

Well the Preacher told them. "I'm sorry. Just got new dentures and the first surrmon was just hard to preach and the second the pain was still there. "

The Board said ok but what about this last surrmon. The Preacher said, " like I told you just got these dentures and this miring I got confused. I put my wife's in!"

[Dale Moser]

Gen, with all due respect...you may be the most accident prone/unlucky gal I've ever met. Maybe you should quit riding horses....or get a nice 15 year old 13 hand mule.

[BTLowry]

Must have busted it good to have to have hardware and I hear a busted rib hurts a bit

Hope you get better soon.

Here while back you had a bow posted for a price check. If you still have it you might ought to keep it and get a price check on that horse

[El Viejo]

Here are three for ya:

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"