Botched Vasectomy

[KSHogman]

I had it done on a Friday and back to work on Monday never had no pain or anything .

[Howard]

these stories are crazy.... I was in and out in no time, No pain at all that I recall Slight at most discomfort of a pulling/Squeezing feel when they pulled and clipped. No stiches, no knocking me out. I think I tried to get a little sympathy from wife next day or two but she could tell I was fine. No missed work. Easy simple and pain free.

I would highly recommend it to anyone- Based on MY experience

[okrattler]

I always knew those were a bad idea.I've seen the ending of Braveheart so aint nobody foolin me into that nonsense.

[sqiggy]

You guys are all wimps. This was the best surgery I've ever had.

All I can say, I still have my "MAN CARD"!!!!
Great write up, but I guess you got what you deserve for letting your wife talk you into it!!!
But seriously, I feel your pain!!

[acearrow]

Your BIL is a doc, right?

yes he is.

[yaqui]

I remember having this done some years ago, seemed like the doc was tying flies down there for a few minutes. Of course he said that was the biggest wooly bugger he had seen in years.

We have fly fished together since then, and to be honest. He did not catch a dang thing on his own ties flies.

Great write up.

[Bowtech2004]

Wife had a C-section with our third child, I talked her into doing while they were already in there. Really good idea on my part.

[BoneDigger]

Funny story, and scary at the same time. Having an infection of that magnitude in that region is just scary as heck.

I had mine on a Friday. Was sore through the weekend, mostly in the kidneys. I was back at work Monday and back riding my bike by Wednesday.

I did it because it's a simpler procedure for men than women. I never got special treatment for it from the wife. All in all it was quick and easy. That was eight years ago. I've never had an infection or regretted the decision. I did get tired of frozen peas though!

BTW, getting the injection in the testicles for the local anesthetic was probably the worst part. That hurt...

Todd

[WyoHunter]

I had my vasectomy in 1975. I had local anesthetic and drove myself home. No problems whatsoever thank heaven! Your account of your surgery and your problems was great reading. It can only get better with time. Enjoy!

[gumbl3]

"i had sex with a brick wall for 5 hours" .. i cried laughing at this point ... my wife is gonna make me get the hatchet too

[RLB]

For all you that are thinking about getting one......there is a scalpeless procedure, in and out in 20 minutes, local antisthetic.....got it done on Tuesday, played golf on Thursday.....no pain, no cutting, no bleeding, no bruising!! Highly recommend......Dr Russell Williams here in Houston!!

[JP8]

Thanks for the post. I have been looking into getting this done.

[Wudstix]

What a saga, can not relate. I was in a ladder stand shotting a spike with a 67# recurve the next morning.

[WoJo]

I had a very similar experience 25 years ago. It must be something about lefties. I had surgery on Friday and went to fish a tournament the next Tuesday - Saturday. While fishing my lefty started to swell. I did not think I was going to be able to drive my self home (200 Miles) but made it some how. My lefty did not stop producing. It was as big as my fist and hurt like ##$%. Spent another week off work with heating pad and pain meds till it went down.

[J-Bob]

Feels like a cold front is coming.