favorite Duck Commander quotes

[Smart]

I wish they'd go back to an hour on Wed...

[tmurray]

Only 2 kind of people in this world, educated and unjucated... and only 1 of thems got an excuse. You're educted, what's your excuse?

[zappmaster]

i have showed up late and dirty my whole life. jase

"Can she cook!"

[KSHogman]

SI Hey

[Quackerbox]

I cant fire him, hes my brother.

Beavers are like the viet cong, they only come out at night and live in holes in the ground.

Meet Jase twice and Phil once...stand up fellas for sure

[unclefish]

"Paw Paw Phil....he's a stick in the mud." stated by one of his grand daughters.

[Brazos Hunter]

women are like bees, sometimes you gotta blow em a little smoke

:d x2

[TexAg14]

Hey!

[Peacock]

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[zztex]

"Cut em"

[TWP]

"Dirty clothes are warmer than clean ones, when you get into clothes that haven't been washed in weeks, it's like cuddling into your mother's arms."

"All the world is scurrying too and fro trying to make a livin and we're just trying to kill some ducks."

"A man that can clean fish and ducks in a hurry, can catch or kill them in a hurry too."

[captainsling]

Marry a woman that likes squirrel brains, and you will never go hungry!

[WCI]

We will just live off love, well...... not really, you will starve to death.. "Brother Phil"
You know what Heaven is don't ya, full of ducks and not a single game warden. "Brother Phil"
A bengal tiger just grabbed this guy he had bandged and is a-dragging him off "Uncle SI"
Why would you bring a phone to a duck hunt? "Brother Jase"

[TallTexan]

We will just live off love, well...... not really you will starve to death.. "Brother Phil"

I actually told this to my gf

[bearintex]

He done lost his redneck!

Hey!