favorite Duck Commander quotes

[elhefe]

Just like many of you, my Bride and I LOVE to watch Duck Commander. We have it set to DVR because it comes on while we are at Church. After my counseling appointments, Bible Classes, and getting 3 knuckle headed kids to bed; my Bride and I still have enough energy left to lay in bed and watch Duck Commander. Despite how tired I may be, I always seem to find the quotes from Phil and Si especially funny. Here are some of my favorites, share some of yours!

"Next thing you know he will shave his beard and start wearing capri pants".

"All I need in a house is a place to eat, sleep, and a back room to chase Miss Kay around and I can do that right here, NOOOOOOO Problem."

[Peacock]

I find myself now saying, Happy Happy Happy!!

[crittergitter]

Hey...90% of my stories are TRUTH, Jack!!

[TallTexan]

Women are like bees, sometimes you gotta blow em a little smoke

[Bonesplitter]

Hey!

[Peacock]

Any one of these.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm1totidRew"]Duck Dynasty: PHILosophies - Family Funny Business - YouTube[/ame]

[Gonzo]

Any one of these.
Duck Dynasty: PHILosophies - Family Funny Business - YouTube

[BunnyWhit]

It's scientistic.

[Twztid]

Girls are like ducks! They don't like a buncha mud on there butts, and we gota whole lota mud....

[Smart]

"You better keep that yard clean...you might get yard of the month...Yuppie"..

I also like Happy, Happy, Happy and Noooo No No No No...that has already been etched in our vocabulary around here..

[Ol Thumper]

Yo daddy brought you into this world but I'll take you out.

[Blue Tick]

If you're drivin down the road and you look over and see a truck in the middle of a field, you know what happened.. Liberation.

[savin yours]

"He looked like a puppy tryin to pass a peach seed!"

[hopco.boy]

I too, have it set for DVD. Last night though was a quote that I rolled on. If his lips are gonna be on something I made, it better be a duck call.

[Gummi Bear]

"Hey!"