I just got bit by a dog

[ThisLadyHunts]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Are you sh**ing me? By the time I sat down to write this, I’d already bandaged my arm (which wasn’t easy because when you have an arm wound you’re only left with one arm to work with, right?) and put my clothes on to soak. I’m not doing it twice! Maybe tomorrow.

[ThisLadyHunts]

I would have killed the dog and no I don't need a firearm.

He was bigger than I was so…

[muzzlebrake]

Poor ol dog. No telling how long it will have that funny taste in it's mouth.

[TX03RUBI]

Personally it depends on both my behavior and the dogs how I react? Was I acting in a threatening manner without realizing it? Did I approach the dog while feeding? Was the dog being defensive for some reason? Did the dog give warnings to heed that were ignored? Or was the dog just an as*hole? If the answer to the last question is yes, then I’m taking action. F*** that dog. Any of the questions and I’d likely just clean the wound thoroughly and go about my day.

[100%TtId]

Is the dog okay

The dog was ok but he kept licking his butt trying to get the taste out of his mouth.

^^ this joke stolen from Tater salad!

[Razorback01]

Poor dog.

[dbaio1]

Get it checked out.

There's was one chick on here that got bit by a little tick and she ended up having like 4 strokes, 3 heart attacks, double diarrhea, catching incestalititus and a bad case of gout.

Just ****!

All I got on that one.

[breadman]

...about an hour ago, actually.

I share this with you because there seems to be a big misperception that I lead some sort of glamorous life and, heaven knows, I take a lot of sh*t for being "spoiled." All this is to say that you really can't judge a book by its cover or assume the path others walk in life is an easy one. Like many of you, my life is occasionally fraught with peril and misfortune, too.

But here's how it went down...

I was having my nails done, which I do every two weeks, and was bitten by a large dog that was on the premises. Several puncture wounds, blood everywhere. My manicurist, who was, of course, alarmed, asked me what I wanted to do (like call 911 or go to the ER, I'm not sure what). I told her, "I'm sure I'll be fine. Let's just go ahead and finish my nails."

She looked at me like I was crazy but I didn't care because I AM A SURVIVOR !

so whats wrong with being spoiled ?? i`d like to try it !!!

[ThisLadyHunts]

Aren't you a nurse? Can't you triage your self? I mean, I've set my own broken bones before. Surely you can.

Hoping the best for ya.

No, I’m not a nurse but, not only can I triage myself, I can triage you, too! I can give you a shot and I think I could even place an IV line if someone would just give me a chance. I can also give stitches, perform a field tracheotomy, and possibly even Mose surgery, if the situation warranted it.

[DUKFVR]

You might inquire to make sure it is up to date on rabies…

I'm sure lady has her rabies shots too

[ThisLadyHunts]

Is the dog okay

Hardy har har…!

[ThisLadyHunts]

Get it checked out.

There's was one chick on here that got bit by a little tick and she ended up having like 4 strokes, 3 heart attacks, double diarrhea, catching incestalititus and a bad case of gout.

Double diarrhea?? Now, that’s enough to scare the sh*t out me.

[ThisLadyHunts]

Poor ol dog. No telling how long it will have that funny taste in its mouth.

Hah! Bunch of Weisenheimers…

[ThisLadyHunts]

The dog was ok but he kept licking his butt trying to get the taste out of his mouth.

^^ this joke stolen from Tater salad!

Any joke from Tater Salad joke is funny!

[kcmarullo]

He will probably never eat meat again ? Hope you are Ok !