TOP 10 HUNTING SHOW Catch Phrases

[PSD Ryan]

If you took what is said on these shows seriously, we should all be afraid to set foot in our yards or go outdoors for fear of being attacked by dangerous WILD HOGS or those viscous Javelinas... some serious hype right there!

It's the jamolivas you gotta worry about

[The "Juan" 12]

What bothers me is, it can be a 20 yard shot, but the camera man slowly zooms out so by the time he get the camera on the hunter it makes it seem like he made an incredible shot...

And yes, stan potts is a total tool!

"Elvis"

[OFBHWG]

I like:
Lets go shank one
Im ready to pinch

Yes, i like the pigman

Atta Boy Gib!!!!!!

He's my favorite too!!!!!

[hosskix]

I like uncle ted, but it drives me nuts that no matter WHERE he hits a deer, he always claims it was a heart shot!

[bdog14]

Lee and Tiffany:
"Yes!!" with fistpump...everytime

[Palmetto]

another I hate to hear is when yayhoo's keep calling hogs the poor mans grizzly!?!?!? Really! poor mans grizzly????

We took that one a few years ago and beat it to death...LOL. Everything was a poor mans something.

see a squirrel "poor mans fox"
see a axis "poor mans elk"
see a buzzard "poor mans eagle"
see a cayoat "poor mans wolf"

and on, and on, and on......
thanks for reminding me about that....I had a good laugh.

[TXBlkCld]

I get irritated with all of the "harvest", "expired" and other PC words. I LOVE it when Uncle Ted gets right to the point and says "I'm gonna KILL this buck". Short, sweet and to the point. Lol

[TXBlkCld]

"gotta drop a deuce"...

I just spit sweet tea across Rudy's BBQ restaurant. LOLLLLL!!!!

[PSD Ryan]

"He's dead down wind of me" (I don't see a blade of grass or leaf moving anywhere)

[TUCO]

List Additions

TBH Hunting Show Catch Phrases That Have Been BEAT TO DEATH.

Comprehensive & continuing additions to the list……


Where have we seen this before?
I just smoked him!
Let’s go shank one.
I’m ready to pinch.
That’s a buck of a lifetime!
He's hit HARD!"
There was no ground shrinkage on this one.
Oh… I just center punched him!
He went about ___ yards before piling up.
That’s a good/great buck!
Give me a minute, give me a minute…
Brotherhood.
Jiminy Christmas!
I hit him a little far back than I wanted to.
The beast is dead! Long live the beast!
I made a great hit!
He only went 40 yards.
Put a stalk on him.
Folded him up like a pancake!
It's about to get Tragic...
Now that's a mature deer!
Man that (insert bow or broadhead sponsor) really did a number on him!
Are you Kidd'n me?
I just put one in his BOILER ROOM.
I hit em’ a little far back.
Let's back out and give him some time.
Gotta drop a deuce"...
I think we're gonna back out and get on him in the morning.
I can't believe I missed!
We snuck in here today.
All of our scouting paid off, with this monster.
SPIRIT OF THE WILD!
It's a BUCK.... It's a big buck!
BARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK OBAMA…☺
Woo Hoo Hoo, did you see that, did you see that??!!" "Woo Hoo!!!"
Buck of a lifetime baby!
"I made a great shot on him; just a little far back, but a great shot. We're gonna back out and come back in the morning. Don't want to push him to much....."
I just CRUSHED a monster...BBD Baby!!
There's no Ground Shrinkage here!
Man, that's gonna be good eatin'!
He's not as big as I thought he was!
Busted!
Awesome!!! I am so pumped!!!
Not the biggest deer in the woods, but it's a trophy to me.
You gotta watch out for those feral hogs, they will attack humans.
Yayhoo's keep calling hogs the poor man’s grizzly.
It's the jamolivas you gotta worry about.
Atta Boy Gib!
"Yes!!" with fist pump...every time.
"He's dead downwind of me"

[sqiggy]

He's just not what we are looking for.
DRT. Dead Right There
Go down........Go down.........Go down..............Yessssssssssssssssssss!!!!!

[Chuy]

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[zztex]

How about the latest on many shows now? "We couldn't have gotten here without our Ford F-150"

[TxAggie Jake]

[bonecollector12]

After reviewing footage i think i hit him good....(no you it him in the hind quarter)
There he is (the camera man has already found him because he is filming you while you walk up to him)