War of the Squirrelds will be on soon

[Texas Grown]

Noticed my neighbor's pecan tree has lil ones about 3/4" long budding out. Gonna be another war with these !!%$#!@@# Squirrels soon!

[Tx.Fisher]

My blue heeler and mini Aussie declare war on those tree rats everyday. She’ll catch one every now and then. It’s funny watching them team up.

[Snowflake Killa]

Sounds like you're going to have a busy fall

[dustoffer]

Ah, my CZ and Remington .22s can’t wait, and my backyard tree rats don’t like my 5mm Sheridan.

[Texas Grown]

I got 23 squirrels, 5 possums, and one big rat in the trap last year.

I just got new internet this spring. And those tree rats ate the fiber in two, 2 months later. Was out of TBH for 3 days. That really hurt!

[Gumbo Man]

I got 23 squirrels, 5 possums, and one big rat in the trap last year.

I just got new internet this spring. And those tree rats ate the fiber in two, 2 months later. Was out of TBH for 3 days. That really hurt!

Save me a couple dozen Grey squirrels and I’ll come get em Mr. B. I can barter with some VooDoo Shrimp if you’d like.

[Quackerbox]

I got 2 jack Russell you can borrow

[Gumbo Man]

TG I once new a man that would bring me squirrels for my freezer that had the same problem as you. The first ones that he brought me I discovered no bullet wholes when I cleaned em. When he brought some more I asked how he was killing them and he told me that he would “ Look em to death”. I said what in tarnations are you talking about? He said we’ll look at me. Ain’t I about the ugliest man you’ve ever seen? ( he was) I told him that I thought he was pulling my leg so we went to his house and sure nuff up in one of his pecan trees was a squirrel. He told me to stay back and he approached the tree. When the squirrel saw him they just stared at each other for 5 minutes and the squirrel fell out of the tree stone cold dead. I told him I had never heard of anyone being able to do that. He told me that his grown sone could do it too but it took a little longer being that he wasn’t as ugly as his dad. I asked him if his wife could do it and he said yes but your not gonna want em. I asked why not? He said because she’s too **** ugly and tears em up too bad.

[ThisLadyHunts]

TG I once new a man that would bring me squirrels for my freezer that had the same problem as you. The first ones that he brought me I discovered no bullet wholes when I cleaned em. When he brought some more I asked how he was killing them and he told me that he would “ Look em to death”. I said what in tarnations are you talking about? He said we’ll look at me. Ain’t I about the ugliest man you’ve ever seen? ( he was) I told him that I thought he was pulling my leg so we went to his house and sure nuff up in one of his pecan trees was a squirrel. He told me to stay back and he approached the tree. When the squirrel saw him they just stared at each other for 5 minutes and the squirrel fell out of the tree stone cold dead. I told him I had never heard of anyone being able to do that. He told me that his grown sone could do it too but it took a little longer being that he wasn’t as ugly as his dad. I asked him if his wife could do it and he said yes but you’re not gonna want em. I asked why not? He said because she’s too **** ugly and tears em up too bad.

Ba-dump-bump…

Good one, Mr. Terry!

[Oleman]

Laughing...

[Texas Grown]

That's some funny stuff, Terry ! I don't think you want these city squirrels. Unlike country squirrels, they eat all kinds of stuff that I'm sure ain't good for the human body.

That story reminds me of another story I can't tell on here, about some coondogs back in my trapping days. We'll have to catch up on it later.

[E.TX.BOWHUNTER]

Ah the old Peter Plug story.

[Gumbo Man]

Knew a man that had a squirrel hunting mule too. Better than any dog you’ve ever hunted behind. But that’s another story.

[SaltwaterSlick]

That the mule that he couldn't take squirrel hunting in the river bottoms?

[Gumbo Man]

That the mule that he couldn't take squirrel hunting in the river bottoms?

Yes Charlie. It got to where that dang mule would rather fish than hunt. I don’t blame the guy for selling him.