I need some Best Man help....

[Buckey07]

Great advice from everyone.

You could also tell your brother to put his hand out in front of him and have his new wife place her hand underneath his and then tell your brother to enjoy this moment b/c it is the last time he will ever have the upper hand.

[Tommyh]

To my brother and his beautiful bride,
"Bro's Name here" I have helped you when you've fallen(some times by me) I've been there to help you up,too. Been thru all the questions, and complaints, fights and tears, to this I am proud to say you're my brother.
(brides name) You came into his life and made him complete....you have joined the family and we are so glad you have,
(to the brides family) Thank you for such and awesome lady, and I'll be sure that my brother will treat her as such!
To the brides maids....this was a beautiful wedding...you all helped make it so.
From now on, you(brides name) get to pick him up when he falls, but I want pics!
Congrats to you two....live, love and enjoy life together forever!

dang thats pretty good! except we need pics of the bride's maids before and after

[Tommy_V]

Be sure to mention that "He who keeps peace during the day gets much
piece at night."

Please notice the different spellings.

A friend of mine's brother said that in his speech, but didn't realize what it meant until we explained it to him. He isn't married, so he wouldn't understand...

Just keep it simple man, you've gotten some good advice.

[LastHurrah]

Thanks for the input guys....I feel better now lol

[LastHurrah]

True love is hard to find....Then you think you've found true love until you catch the early flight home from San Diego to find a couple of blind folded people jump out of closet like a Magic show......lol

[texas_crow]

I had to do the same thing for my brother and if you know me you would know i do NOT like getting up in front of people.....UNTIL.....I had a few adult beverages and just rolled with it and it was perfect!!! At least i thought it was. Gimme a break we were in Mexico and it was free

[ACCURACYINC]

True love is hard to find....Then you think you've found true love until you catch the early flight home from San Diego to find a couple of blind folded people jump out of closet like a Magic show......lol

"It stops right there and it continues right here because what I think my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind. Let's raise our glasses, whatever we got in front of us. Salut, Health and happiness."

[kfd82]

Just get drunk and start talking. Thats when memories are made.

[LastHurrah]

Probably going to do this

To my brother and his beautiful bride,
"Bro's Name here" I have helped you when you've fallen(some times by me) I've been there to help you up,too. Been thru all the questions, and complaints, fights and tears, to this I am proud to say you're my brother.
(brides name) You came into his life and made him complete....you have joined the family and we are so glad you have,
(to the brides family) Thank you for such and awesome lady, and I'll be sure that my brother will treat her as such!
To the brides maids....this was a beautiful wedding...you all helped make it so.
From now on, you(brides name) get to pick him up when he falls, but I want pics!
Congrats to you two....live, love and enjoy life together forever!

Mixed with A LOT of this

Just get drunk and start talking. Thats when memories are made.

[stan]

One mistake new speakers often make is to make too many notes, then try to follow them closely (which ends up like dry, boring reading). Make a few short notes about which stories you want to tell, which jokes you want to tell, and a couple of good quotes (which you DO read). Telling old stories you already know helps you relax. Good luck.

[Red_RaiderHTC]

Start by saying FORNICATION out loud.... Then appologize and clear your throat and say sorry, sorry, What i meant to say was FOR-AN-OCCASION such as this...... HEHE

[DUCKORBLEED]

One mistake new speakers often make is to make too many notes, then try to follow them closely (which ends up like dry, boring reading). Make a few short notes about which stories you want to tell, which jokes you want to tell, and a couple of good quotes (which you DO read). Telling old stories you already know helps you relax. Good luck.

just dont tell about him and his exes or strippers or hookers

[flufster]

just dont tell about him and his exes or strippers or hookers

can say out of all the many many (and you mean many) woman your brother has been with, you put her in the top 5?

[DUCKORBLEED]

can say out of all the many many (and you mean many) woman your brother has been with, you put her in the top 5?

lmao