need to vent/ relationship is broken

[GILBERT]

Heath and cam are my heros... really wish i could offer that advice but my wife would take that kinda like this:

~~~~

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around
his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to YOU?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed
one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of
the cow's arse.

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,


"Hey, this looks like yours!'"

"I don't remember much after that"

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, firexd?...if this does not crack a smile on you, nothing will. Read over and over, there is a deep & hidden message in what "Artos" posted.LOL!!!!!!!!!

Before you ladies start whooping up on me about the message....IT IS FUNNY!!!!!!lol!!!!!


GILBERT

[tkuehn5410]

Sorry to hear things didn't work out. I don't know what else to say other than I went through a heartbreak and then had the best 5 years of my life single and playing the field before I settled down and found the perfect girl for me.

[deerslay3r]

i would get an account on a dating website also.....my friend swears up and down about them, was dating 7 girls at once and ended up finding a good one. just a thought..

[Stupid]

I see you are in Harlingen, Club Fantasy always makes me feel better.

What he said

[tvc184]

Feel for you my friend. it is hard to love only to lose. At times that is a hard fact of life.

The best you can do now is to keep in touch with her, and when she does meet somebody new ask her to meet him......so you can shake his hand, and thank him for taking a thorn out of your eye, and sticking it into his.


GILBERT

I like that.

It reminds me of the old cop joke....

A cop is chasing a guy at high speed and the guy finally pulls over. The cop yells at the guy and asks him why he is running from the law. The guy explains that his wife ran away with a cop about a month ago.

The cop says so what. They guy then responds, "I thought it was you and you were trying to bring her back".

[BowTechAssassin]

I've seen this all too often. A one sided love affair is just that. You will never make her love you, it's not going to happen. It takes two hearts to make a working relationship, you'll get over this. Stay busy with friends, don't dwell on what went wrong, it's a waste of energy. You'll drive yourself crazy, and that's no way to live. Re-direct your energy, you'll be better off for it. Hang in there, good luck.

[GILBERT]

I like that.

It reminds me of the old cop joke....

A cop is chasing a guy at high speed and the guy finally pulls over. The cop yells at the guy and asks him why he is running from the law. The guy explains that his wife ran away with a cop about a month ago.

The cop says so what. They guy then responds, "I thought it was you and you were trying to bring her back".

LOL!!!!!!!!!! firexd, before you shake her new boyfriend's hand ask first, and make sure that he is not trying to give her back LOL!!!!!!!!


GILBERT

[Kdog]

One thing I've learned over the years is that God does what's best for me and for you always. You said that the relationship was stressed which would have led to a poor marriage. We may not understand, like or agree with the paths we walk sometimes in life but, if that is what He wants for us, we must walk it. I've been laid off, broke, broken up with, faught a war, and wondered why. Looking back, after the healing was over, I was able to see wisdom in His plan. I know it hurts now but it will pass. Stay strong my friend and look forward to the many blessings yet to come.

Some great advice on life right there.

[Hart8]

tough.

what doesn't kill ya',makes you stronger.This is a test brotha',you'll pass.

[Texasredneck]

NEXT!!!

like everyone else, I concur.

[SneakyPhil]

Been there! Done that! Move to McAllen plenty of good looking girls there. Go to any sushi place for lunch in McAllen and you'll soon forget what's her name! Dude I ain't jokeing.

Aside from that all I can say is no one that does what she did is worth freting over. I went thru the same thing when I was in collage and it took me about 3 years to get over it. When I was over it I realized that it was 2 years and 364 days to long. I got into other relationships after that and as soon as they were over I moved on. I had some of them call me back 2 weeks later about getting back together but I always said "no". Move on and don't look back.

[TED35]

It happens man don't sweat it stay busy things will be ok, sometimes we just have to move forward. Time does heal all wounds!

[BowTechAssassin]

[QUOTE=SneakyPhil;3565785]jokeing. (sp)?

I went thru the same thing when I was in collage and it took me about 3 years to get over it. QUOTE]

J/K, lol hey bro your fingers work faster than you brain!! LOL

I'm sorry I just had to.

[H-D]

You're at a "tender" stage right now...it's still too fresh.

Give it a few days and you'll feel better.

Everything happens for a reason.

[Burnadell]

You oughtta whup her arse for treating you that way!