What have you learned the HARD way?

[Russ81]

As a rule, there's is no harder surface to read tracks on then a woman's heart...

[Lockpro]

Let's see what we've learned here.

Sent-lock rocks. Naw, next time I'll spray Sent-Away on a Judo point arrow and put it in the middle of the flock to chase them off.

Eating the worm: By the time you got to the worm it was too late!

Marring young: Did that. I married a 19 year old virgin (Fact). When she said "I do" I should have asked "with who?" I married again @ 30 and we are happy @ 20 years with two sons.

Credit cards are EVIL! I agree, but they are needed. I need one here just for my FastTrack (bridge tolls).

And yes, farts should NOT have lumps!

[crunchtime]

Always cut that one little twig that you don't think will make a difference in the hunt and move all cleared brush well away from your TC.

[Bulldog7906]

There's no lesson to be learned the 2nd time a calf kicks you in the nutz.

x2

Good stuff ain't cheap and cheap stuff ain't good.

same goes with women

never make a chain out of paper clips and stick both ends into an electrical socket. even though the parts did fit, it just was never meant to be!

never volunteer in the police academy, especially when it involves an instructor has 20 years experience and the course involves a taser and ground fighting. and when he says that he is going to deliver a brachial stun at 10% with a smile on face, don't believe him! just kick him in the knee and run!

[COUNTRY BOY]

Work to live dont live to work or the small things in life will fly by you and you will never get the chance to get them back

[rjet]

Hiding pictures under the bathroom towels knocked off the walls of the hallway at your parents house while drunk will get noticed quickly. Finding the pictures in a timely manner is a different story.

[doublearrow]

acetone is flammable

On second thought I didn't learn that the hard way. I knew better to begin with I just proved it to myself the hard way.

[Redraider28]

The girl that lives next door is bat S*** crazy! Almost had my dog taken over that one.

[Hillary]

Always wear a sports bra when shooting a bow for the first time!
Ouch.

Just because I can make it over the fire, doesnt mean I can stick the landing.

More like, Don't video yourself making it over the fire and "sticking" the landing.

[firehog261]

If your gonna date somebody's wife, make sure of your escape route!

X2

[black dallas]

Always wear a sports bra when shooting a bow for the first time!
Ouch.




More like, Don't video yourself making it over the fire and "sticking" the landing.

love that one!!!

[StickShooter]

Not to ask for hardcore snow goose hunters on a particular duck hunting forum

[Redraider28]

im too drunk to read

I am crying! that is so awesome and random

[sooner00]

Wow that would get in my crawl right there!!!! And my wife wants one of those. That might shoot her dream down!!! Heck who am I kidding she gets what she wants!

That's another one I've learned the hard way. Wife's always get what they want.

[Tmag]

Never put up old style Christmas lights when your barefooted and there's dew on the ground!


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