How many guns do you own?

[bowhunter45]

My goat ate mine! Funny thing is, he left my bow alone. Oh, he ate all my ammo too.

[junkmanhunter]

I used to have about 48 and when the government sponsored the buy back program, I sold all mine to the police dept.

Then I was informed by my sons that I don't own any, they belong to them.

Then my X-wife got half of them and had to pawn the other half to pay child support.

Couldn't afford the gas to go for the epic boat ride.

Oh Ya, one more today than I had yesterday and 4 more than I had the first of the month. My kids love me!!!

[Coach W]

Hell ive seen you buy many good ones up here. Ha ha

Naw that wasn't me.

What you saw was me selling my 1 gun to buy another.

I currently just sold it... So no bother for the atf or local press coming knocking on my door to ask to see em. it sold.... Gonna have to throw all this ammo I bought today at em

[clintb]

Mine swim with the fishes

[JP8]

Naw that wasn't me.

What you saw was me selling my 1 gun to buy another.

I currently just sold it... So no bother for the atf or local press coming knocking on my door to ask to see em. it sold.... Gonna have to throw all this ammo I bought today at em

Ha ha.

[Bill]

None I took them all fishing in San Francisco Bay to shoot and the all were lost when a sudden storm almost flipped the boat.

[LennyWayne]

I took Joe's advice....and went out and bought a double barreled shotgun. I told the wife, that if she hears someone breaking into the house, to go out on the balcony and fire both barrels.

According to "Uncle Joe", that's all a man needs a gun to do....scare off the bad guy.

[L.PILGRIM]

I would have a lot more if I kept the ones I sold in the past.

I have one in every room of my house ,one in each of my boots,and sleep with one under my pillow. But none of my neighbors have them and they are all RICH folks with tons of valuables just laying around their house.

[JP8]

None I took them all fishing in San Francisco Bay to shoot and the all were lost when a sudden storm almost flipped the boat.

None with more than 5 round mags? Ha ha.

[Bill]

No, 10-round mags. All a complete loss, and in the deepest part of the shipping channel they tell me.

[Richardcranium4]

I'm using the 5th amendment.

[smokeless]

I'd tell ya but I ran out of fingers and toes. 1, that's all it takes.