Why Cover and Concealment are your FRIEND

[oneforthewall]

ROLLING!!!! Thanks Dale, I needed that

[Thundervee]

He'll do better next time....if there is a next time, that may have cured his paintball itch

[SouthTX1911]

Hilarious! I love that he laid out and didnt move.

[gatorgar]

Too much Modern Warfare...

Video games don't hurt, lol

[Geezy Rider]

My wife thinks I've lost it I'm laughing so hard.

[txrevolution]

Was there a second hit when his head was already back?

yep. came from the second shooter on the grassy knoll.

[txrevolution]

Brings back bad memories! I went and played once in shorts and a T shirt........not again! LOL

We had a guy show up at the old woods field in shorts, a tank top and doc marten leather sandals. He came back in from the first game looking like he had gotten in a fight with an octopus and lost. sat out the rest of the morning.

[cattlelackranch]

yep. came from the second shooter on the grassy knoll.

Awesome

[wassaw]

"Why ya hiding? Just get out here and ............. Ahhhh, son of a"

Kinda reminds me of a drunken night at the rodeo. Someone, (I won't say his name but his initials are Forrest Coy) had been having way to much fun at the rodeo. Stopped by the paintball booth with his buddies, had I'll intentions in their hearts, only to find out the "victim" was going on their break!

Well our un-named hero gets a brilliant idea. "how bad could it be that he needs a break!? I'll do it for a few beers!"
The carney laughs for a minute then says " Well, come on in if you insist"

Mear minutes later, our hero is suited up. Now by suited up I mean a set of 2 sizes to small cover alls and a paintball mask.

Here he comes, our hero, STRUTTING out to the "kill zone". Full of barley bravado, he taunts the crowd, the shooters "including his drinking buddies".

Skipping all the non TBH friendly banter that went on for the next few moments, we will just say that our hero regretted not having any cover.

The only shots I, I mean HE remembers hitting were the first 6. An eager shooter scored 4 crotch shots and 2 neck shots before our hero could compute what was happening!

Total, 37 welped up hits. Lesson learned........... Cover is your friend!

so THAT'S where they got "RUN FORREST RUN" from... all those historical moments in that movie and yet another I've just learned!

[Dave]

For those missing the lesson, cover stops bullets. Concealment keeps you from being seen but does not stop bullets

[law1piv]

Wow