replies to democrat text messages

[BigL]

Anyone have some good witty replies for the texts?

I've been reporting them as spam but wanted to send some smartarse comments first.

Got one today, "Hey it's Amanda with the Texas democrats. Is this Leland?" How would you reply?

[M16]

My reply would be “it depends, what are you wearing?”

[glen]

Amanda please send nudes

[Johnny Dangerr]

stop.........

Got one today.....

[Playa]

Нет, это Иван, как бы Демоны хотели, чтобы я подробно описал выборы 2020 года в этом году?

[Playa]

Amanda please send nudes

Careful what you ask for. See anyone in that crowd you want to see naked?

[BigL]

My reply would be “it depends, what are you wearing?”

Amanda please send nudes

Careful what you ask for. See anyone in that crowd you want to see naked?

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Started to reply with one of those, then the bottom thought crossed my mind.


If I accidently send Amanda a D pic that was meant for my wife, would I get in legal trouble? - asking for a friend

[iamntxhunter]

Anyone have some good witty replies for the texts?



I've been reporting them as spam but wanted to send some smartarse comments first.



Got one today, "Hey it's Amanda with the Texas democrats. Is this Leland?" How would you reply?

Hey Amanda,
I can't talk right now BLM group is burning my property down.
Do me a favor though and call the FD for me.

[Black Ice]

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[GarGuy]

Ask if they can send you a JOE and the HO. Bumpersticker

[sierracharlie338]

I always tell them they have the wrong number and it's none of their dam business who im voting for. That's the short and polite version of course

[Geezy Rider]

I ask for sexual favors.

[clffrdfdge]

I’ll let them know in November. I don’t reply, not ever giving them a heads up.

[Bazo]

I think we should tell all those texting that we are going to vote for Joe. Run up those Dem pole #'s so they think they have it in the bag and crush them on election day.

[muzzlebrake]

I think we should tell all those texting that we are going to vote for Joe. Run up those Dem pole #'s so they think they have it in the bag and crush them on election day.

Makes sense to me. Ka-Boom!