Eclipse conspiracy…

[Man]

My wife has a coworker who didn't want to go outside to see it because she was thought they might be poisoning the air!

I think that coworker might be my wife!! Seriously.

[Calrob]

The jab I mean.

I doubt it, it was made in China as well Im sure.

[Artos]

:-)

https://twitter.com/SabrinaGal182/status/1777727233689587776

[Radar]

:-)

https://twitter.com/SabrinaGal182/st...27233689587776

I had a guy tell me today that China and Russia had created the eclipse to reset the nuclear clock by reversing magnetic fields.

[Voodoo]

I coulda sworn I saw Jesus riding a Surfboard when I was falling down from the earth shaking, Found out it was all caused by Sailor Jerry’s rum.

https://sailorjerry.com/en/

I quit drinking yesterday for good !

[Archereject]

Last time the eclipse crossed paths, earthquakes shook the New Madrid Fault Complex about a month after the eclipse crossed. This year, New York shook slightly before the eclipse. From Covid and Coffee the other day:

"That said, it is unusual to have two total eclipses within a few years of each other crossing the United States in an “X” pattern. The last time it happened — possibly the only other time — it was two eclipses five years apart, the first flying over in June 1806, and the second passing overhead in September 1811. They intersected near Cleveland.

Then, three months after the second eclipse closed the “X” in December 1811, came another unique historical event: a five-month series of two thousand of the most devastating earthquakes in U.S. history. It really shook things up."

And last time this happened, a comet became visible shortly before the eclipse. Same thing happened this year.

It gets weirder the more you dig into in, like the fact that fizer produced it's first batch of Covid jab on December 14, 2020, exactly half way between last eclipse and this eclipse. Where was that batch produced? Right in the crosshairs of where the two eclipses crossed (X marks the spot). X marks the spot where the greatest con job ever orchestrated began.

Okay I will stop now. (And to be clear, it sure appears all of this is coincidence. But Covid has taught us all a lot about coincidences...)

I knew something conspiratorial was actually transpiring !

[PondPopper]

Last time the eclipse crossed paths, earthquakes shook the New Madrid Fault Complex about a month after the eclipse crossed. This year, New York shook slightly before the eclipse. From Covid and Coffee the other day:

"That said, it is unusual to have two total eclipses within a few years of each other crossing the United States in an “X” pattern. The last time it happened — possibly the only other time — it was two eclipses five years apart, the first flying over in June 1806, and the second passing overhead in September 1811. They intersected near Cleveland.

Then, three months after the second eclipse closed the “X” in December 1811, came another unique historical event: a five-month series of two thousand of the most devastating earthquakes in U.S. history. It really shook things up."

And last time this happened, a comet became visible shortly before the eclipse. Same thing happened this year.

It gets weirder the more you dig into in, like the fact that fizer produced it's first batch of Covid jab on December 14, 2020, exactly half way between last eclipse and this eclipse. Where was that batch produced? Right in the crosshairs of where the two eclipses crossed (X marks the spot). X marks the spot where the greatest con job ever orchestrated began.

Okay I will stop now. (And to be clear, it sure appears all of this is coincidence. But Covid has taught us all a lot about coincidences...)

Funny, I never heard any mention of these devastating earthquakes in any episode of Gun Smoke or Rawhide!!!

[Drycreek3189]

Funny, I never heard any mention of these devastating earthquakes in any episode of Gun Smoke or Rawhide!!!

Matt Dillon and Gil Favor weren’t marshalling or herding cattle in 1811, they weren’t even born, the cowboy era was roughly 1870 to 1890, a brief period that spawned a plethora of tv shows and movies that told us lie after lie, but were fun to watch. Other than those few details, you are spot on Popper !

[Duckologist]

According to some on the left, it’s further proof of the man made climate crisis…….

Yep, just ask da ladies on da view

[Playa]

Last time the eclipse crossed paths, earthquakes shook the New Madrid Fault Complex about a month after the eclipse crossed. This year, New York shook slightly before the eclipse. From Covid and Coffee the other day:

"That said, it is unusual to have two total eclipses within a few years of each other crossing the United States in an “X” pattern. The last time it happened — possibly the only other time — it was two eclipses five years apart, the first flying over in June 1806, and the second passing overhead in September 1811. They intersected near Cleveland.

Then, three months after the second eclipse closed the “X” in December 1811, came another unique historical event: a five-month series of two thousand of the most devastating earthquakes in U.S. history. It really shook things up."

And last time this happened, a comet became visible shortly before the eclipse. Same thing happened this year.

It gets weirder the more you dig into in, like the fact that fizer produced it's first batch of Covid jab on December 14, 2020, exactly half way between last eclipse and this eclipse. Where was that batch produced? Right in the crosshairs of where the two eclipses crossed (X marks the spot). X marks the spot where the greatest con job ever orchestrated began.

Okay I will stop now. (And to be clear, it sure appears all of this is coincidence. But Covid has taught us all a lot about coincidences...)

There really does not appear to be any evidence or other recorded history of an unusual amount of seismic activity in relation to a solar eclipse along the path of totality. It could of course be a product of limited data, as you pointed out the 1806 & 1811 sequence is really the only record we have. So I suppose the next few months may be telling as far as coincidence or random sequence of events. Having said that, the book of Matthew tells of the earth shaking at the moment Jesus took his last. And Luke states the sun was darkened for 3 hours. But neither, nor any other biblical texts detail the two events happening in tandem. Seems to me such a detail would be worth recording. It would seem that sitting in the dark for 3 hours would be as remarkable to Matthew as the earthquake and vice versa for Luke.

Regarding the jab, the intersection of the eclipses was Carbondale, IL. There isn’t a Pfizer manufacturing facility there….

[PondPopper]

Matt Dillon and Gil Favor weren’t marshalling or herding cattle in 1811, they weren’t even born, the cowboy era was roughly 1870 to 1890, a brief period that spawned a plethora of tv shows and movies that told us lie after lie, but were fun to watch. Other than those few details, you are spot on Popper !

Yea but I figured they would at least still be talking about history and such a catastrophic event.. I know I would have been.

[WItoTX]

Regarding the jab, the intersection of the eclipses was Carbondale, IL. There isn’t a Pfizer manufacturing facility there….

They have a lab/production facility Chesterfield MO. Only 3 hours away, and still located at the intersection.

Again, I am not putting much stock in any of this other than coincidence. But it's fun to play the conspiracy game with stuff like this.