If captain crunch has been around so long WHY is he still a captain and not general by now? This was asked today by my youngest daughter.
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First funeral my daughter attended (when she was 5) as the casket came down the isle while everything was nice and quiet my daughter blurts out "Hey mom, WHATS IN THE BOX?" -
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My oldest, when he was bout 4, asked me why the lady in front of us in the check out line was "so fat".....Oh yea he said it loud, and the 16 year old check out dude didnt help the situation when he laughed out loud...
He told another lady in line at the pharmacy that his "daddy had a gun in his pocket"....he refered to my holster as a "pocket"... I had been home with the flu for a few days and looked pretty rough at that moment. Yep I had to calm her down a little....
I stopped takin question boy to the store for a couple of years...
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My daughter was enjoying her new found love of being able to 'read' when she was naming all the signs going down the street.....we drove by the Dairy Queen and she asked, "Can we eat at Dairy Quee!" Replace ! with an 'f'. I thought we might crash from laughter....that was a horrible mistake as it lead to repeated use of the word and nagging from both kids to explain. By far our best one.
My son has done the fat, ugly & little man in the grocery story....they have no idea of voice control till they are 10 it seems.Comment
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A few years ago my son asked me a good one. I had just returned from renewing my drivers license and he asked to see the new one. He studied it for a few mintues, then asked "Wich one did you give away?" I was confused untill I realised he was asking about the Organ Donor notation!!!!
I thought my wife was going to pee her pants!
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Kids say the craziest things.When they are young and say something it is the truth which is not what people want to hear.Comment
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Just explain to her, they don't have Generals in the Navy, they have Admirals.Originally posted by tx.archer View PostIf captain crunch has been around so long WHY is he still a captain and not general by now? This was asked today by my youngest daughter.
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my son (7) asked my mother to order him some of that medicine "Extenze" from TV to make him 'bigger', i'm sure he meant taller but the old gal nearly fainted, and had to call me at work to explain to him why she wouldn't order him some.Comment
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Thats true Sailor.
Bowtechmike that is HILARIOUS....Comment
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i would of told him because he is in the navy and he would be a admiral not a general. growing up and today even me and my dad were sarcastic to each other and that would be an answer i would get!Originally posted by tx.archer View PostIf captain crunch has been around so long WHY is he still a captain and not general by now? This was asked today by my youngest daughter.
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I was pulled over leaving the Denver airport when we lived there in the 90's. When the officer started talking to me my oldest (then 4) broke into song.
"bad boys, bad boys what you gonna do - what you gonna do when they come for you - daddy!
I thought he was going to wet himself.Comment
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Five years ago, when my dad passed away, my wife and I were headed to the funeral home for the viewing. We had our 6 year old nephew with us. He was being really impatient in his dress clothes that he absolutely hated to wear. He ask Joanna how much longer it was gonna be before he could see his Papaw........to which she answered, just a few minutes more......we have to stop at the atm for a minute before we get to see Papaw...........Then, he blurted out......Dang !....they make you pay to get in ??? That really bought some needed laughter into a very sad day.Comment
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my little boy did the same thing.....even the cop had to laughOriginally posted by Jim Bob View PostComment
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