Things I learned from being raised in TEXAS

[TexasBob]

Never heard the one about mashing buttons before. It's the truth.

[DPerez905]

I like the "twice pipes" that's hilarious! Lol

[JP Dorris]

Having recently moved to texas, I can already relate to most of these

[HandiKap Bowhunter]

I like the "twice pipes" that's hilarious! Lol

Greatness for sure!!!

[zcole04]

All true very true.

[JSAPP]

Good stuff.

[billfromtx]

Thats good...

But leave your doors unlocked around Dallas or Houston and see what happens these days!

[d1rich1]

I like it

[Todd-ty729]

Never ask a man if he is from Texas.

If he is, he will tell you without havin' to ask.

If not, there is no need to embarrass him.

[Lucky]

Amen.

[Nova]

East Texas has pools, West Texas has tanks...

Close! East Texas has ponds.

[txarcher]

In Texas the quality of a parking spot is not determined by its proximity to the front door but by the amount of shade there is.

[Texasredneck]

Good stuff right there...Words that only being from Texas, you could only truely understand.

[cbrown]

Being in Georgia allows me to see that people in Texas have alot of free time!!! **** I miss Texas!!

[bowd up]

you said it all