One More Year of Youth and Vitality!!!

[SJP51]

Tune in this afternoon. On my way to the local festival for corn dogs and other bad for you food.

The Stabbing.....A self-inflicted wound:

So it was about 19 and 64. I would have been about 5 or so years old. I don't really remember it, but this is what Mom said and so that's what happned.

I was watching Captain Kangaroo and Mom was in the other room. The good Captain and Mr. Greengeens were making a sailboat out of a milk carton. I had managed to get a knife and was trying to poke hole in my milk carton, but didn't have the umph to shove it through. I had me an idea!!! I put the milk carton on my left thigh, rared back with that knife, and made a hole....right through the carton and into my leg.

Story has it (according to Mom) I was running around the house with that milk carton stuck to my leg and bleeding on the tile! Still have a little scar.

[Landrover]

The circle of life.......congrats and enjoy sir!!!

[SJP51]

The Shooting.....A self-inflicted wound:

So it was about 30-odd years ago.

I was out at my Dad's place, about 110 acres. Large enough not to worry about shooting the neighbors. I was plinking around with a 22LR pistol. Had a target just stuck on the branch of a youpon bush at about 2 ft off the ground. Had been shooting away for a box or two. Then I shoot and one comes "buzzing" back at me! I swear my buddy and I both heard it like a bee right in your ear. Well it hits me in the left thigh. I just grabbed it. It manae to cut through the jeans but not the skin. Left a decent bruise. No idea what it bounced off of.

So, yeah. I'm bullet proof!!

[Mertzon Man]

Oh to be 64 again! Lol.
Happy Birthday!

[Paycheck]

Think I would have kept the stabbing and shooting to myself.