It really didn't feel like I thought it would.

[Big Lee]

My HS AG teacher said he ate one, one time. He said it wasn't horrible. I'll just take his word for it...

[Smokeater]

That’s what she said

Ha! There it is...

[Gumbo Man]

Pretty amazing how that works. As I understand it, the female has one egg, it then splits into two, and the two then split for a total of four. Therefore, all babies are the same sex from the birthing.

Yes. I think the Liberals are all trying to convince us that we’re all armadillos.

[bugleboy]

All armadillos are identical. The babies will be the same sex unless some identity themselves differently.

Pretty amazing how that works. As I understand it, the female has one egg, it then splits into two, and the two then split for a total of four. Therefore, all babies are the same sex from the birthing.

[Fishndude]

That’s what she said

[Bucknaked]

And did you know they can swim?
My lab chased one into our pool and then had to swim after it to retrieve it and get it out.

Yes Sir- my wife and I watched one enter our pond, almost totally submerged with his snout just enough out of the water to breathe. He came out about 5’ away from me. Pretty Daggum amazing. I let him live

[2B4Him]

And did you know they can swim?
My lab chased one into our pool and then had to swim after it to retrieve it and get it out.

[axisbuck]

Put him a collar and rope and take him home..lol Cute lil one

[Bucknaked]

Once therir old enough to start drinking Lone Star beer their shells harden up pretty quickly.

Looks like this one has been drinking bud light!

[7sdad]

I’ve heard about the leprosy thing too. Is that true? Does anybody know?

They are the only animal that can carry the disease.

[Man]

Bunch of folks commenting don't even know how much they pay!

$30,000 for a full adult shell if you can get it into china. They grind it down into a powder and use it to heal skin diseases. Pangolin shell brings in 4 times as more. I would be lying if I had said I hadn't thought about it.

[Gumbo Man]

Once therir old enough to start drinking Lone Star beer their shells harden up pretty quickly.

[Bucknaked]

I get plenty of archery practice with those sumbeaches around here.

[muzzlebrake]

Possum on the half shell and tastes like chicken
Watch out for them toenails. They will cut you like a razor. I still have scars from catching baby dillers when I was a kid.

[tdwinklr]

I’ve heard about the leprosy thing too. Is that true? Does anybody know?

yeah, its called poison ivy that they dig up.