What the hail is wrong with goat eyes?

[Rubberdown]

Little weirdo red spawn of Satan eyes staring at you. Freakin me out.

[Calrob]

Little weirdo red spawn of Satan eyes staring at you. Freakin me out.

Put a bag over its head next time it gets stuck in the fence!

[Rubberdown]

Ha.

[AntlerCollector]

If you take it’s back legs out of your boots it will run and you won’t see it’s eyes.

[Mertzon Man]

They got hail in their eyes!

[Rubberdown]

If you take it’s back legs out of your boots it will run and you won’t see it’s eyes.

But who would love me then?