Game Warden lovers

[Bear Charge]

I know that a lot of ya'll invite the game warden into your camp but I'm ****** that he'd knock on a closed door this late at night..

[Throwin Darts]

I had it happen once. Came to camp at 1 AM and woke everyone up to check license. I didn’t know you needed a hunting license to sleep in camp.

[Trapper76]

Quick fix= Answer the door naked and invite him in for a beer!

[Man]

I know that a lot of ya'll invite the game warden into your camp but I'm ****** that he'd knock on a closed door this late at night..

Dont answer

[snappertapper]

At 10 pm I'd tell him to pound sand and come back tomorrow.

Funny how much they don't show on lonestar law...

[txhoghunter73]

Answer the door in your birthday suit

[TxMedic]

Yeah…I’d be PO’d and talking to his supervisor. No reason to show up banging on the door after dark. Good way to get shot.

[TacticalCowboy]

He’S jUsT dOiNg hIs JoB

[Electrican]

Why you ******? ^^^^

[SmTx]

Enter the US illegally and you can get a free flight to Martha's Vineyard

Sleep in a camper/cabin/whatever on private property and you have to show your papers. Sounds about right.

[Man]

I know that a lot of ya'll invite the game warden into your camp but I'm ****** that he'd knock on a closed door this late at night..

What county?

[samj]

Young stud probably been on the state payroll less than 2 years, needing to show his worth and his dedication to "The Cause".

VS.

GW been on the force for 15-18 years. He Shows up at 10AM to do business, and probably gets a complimentary cup of coffee/Bud Light, and maybe biscuits and gravy.

Same thing with your local Po-Po or state troopers.

Sam J.

[RifleBowPistol]

Young stud probably been on the state payroll less than 2 years, needing to show his worth and his dedication to "The Cause".

VS.

GW been on the force for 15-18 years. He Shows up at 10AM to do business, and probably gets a complimentary cup of coffee/Bud Light, and maybe biscuits and gravy.

Same thing with your local Po-Po or state troopers.

Sam J.

Not always the case.

Years ago, I was driving to work, earlier than normal, because I was supposed to meet up with a sheriffs deputy, to work on his personal car. I came upon a game warden driving 30 mph in a 60 mph zone. I followed him till we came to a long straight stretch, that is and was a passing zone. You know the kind with dotted yellow line in the middle of the road. So I passed him, never got over the speed limit, headed up the road towards the shop. About 2 miles up the road, he comes Mr. game warden with his lights going. Don't know, he must have gotten a call, that he is on his way to. I kept going along at 60 mph. He eventually catches up to me, took him a while, because he was probably only doing 63 mph. But I pull over, to let him pass. He stays behind me. I had already suspected something was wrong, as soon as I saw him way back behind me, with his lights on.

So I pull over, he comes to the window. I ask him what's going on? He tells me I passed him in a no passing zone. Ok, that's interesting. I politely replied that the area back about 2 miles where I passed him is a passing zone, and that he was doing 30 mph in a 60 mph zone. So I waited till I got to the passing zone and passed him. I drive the same road 6 days a week, so I know it's a passing zone, one of the few on that road.

So he tells me again, that the area I passed him was a no passing zone. So I asked why did it take you 2 miles to decide to pull me over. He had no response to that, he ignored that completely. I said, how about we both get in your truck and drive back to the area where I passed you and take a look at the road. He told me he drives that road every day and knows very well that, that area is a no passing zone. The only 3/4 mile perfectly straight, flat stretch of road, on that road, is a no passing zone, according to Mr. 50 year veteran game warden. I again said, I think it would be a good idea for us to go back and look at that section of road. He refused. I got a ticket for passing in a no passing zone.

So I left, got back up to 60 mph, Mr. game warden sat on the side of the road, till I was completely out of sight. So I continued on my way to the shop. Never saw Mr. game warden again, till about 11 miles or so farther up the road, actually on a different road. But it was obvious he knew where I was going. But as I was coming into the small town where I had my shop, that area of road is 45 mph, I like the 15 people ahead of me, were doing 45 mph. So here comes Mr. game warden again, with his lights on again. As soon as I saw the POS, I knew things were about to be a lot of fun.

Sure enough he pulled me over, just on the edge of town, came out of his truck huffing and puffing. Chest all puffed up. He started to rip into me, claiming I had been flying along down the road, after I left, from getting my first ticket for the morning. I calmly looked at him and told him he was crazy, basically. I don't remember my exact wording, but at this point, I was definitely being a smart azz and sarcastic as hell. I was done being nice to the POS. I pointed out, for starters I was not speeding. That again like before he pulled me over for the passing in a no passing zone, he waited a long time, before he came after me. Then he had no radar in his truck, then with all the hills and curves, there was no way he could have seen me. When he last saw me/ I saw him, I was doing about 55 mph. Then the next time he saw me and I saw him, I was doing 45 mph, and had been for about the last four miles. But he decided with his X-Ray vision, and phychic powers, that I was doing 85 mph, in a 60 mph zone. I basically told him he was nuts, again, don't remember the wording.

So in one morning, I got two tickets for crap I was not guilty of, just crap made up by a game warden, who was trying to generate as much money as he could for the small office he worked out of.

A good friend of the family, was a high ranking sheriff's officer in the same area. He later told me that same POS had been after him for years. Claiming he knew the SO had been poaching, swore he was going to bust him. He was a royal ***** towards the SO officer whenever he had the chance.

That game warden was probably getting very close to 70 years old, from what I heard from the locals, including the SO we knew, the old fart had worked that area for ever, everybody was waiting for the day he either retired or died.

[Aggiehunter08]

There seems to be more to the story to most of these GW instances.

[M16]

Don’t you know that game wardens have the toughest job in Texas? It’s not like being a speed cop who can easily write speeding tickets till he gets carpal tunnel. Game wardens have to work hard to generate revenue for job promotion. They have to drum up business somehow. Waking you up in the middle of the night is probably more productive than sitting on some desolate road trying to catch a poacher.