Three pygmy farmers were sitting around the bar drinking whiskey and whining about their crops failing due to a long drought. They were trying to figure out how they could recover and get back on their feet.
One pygmy farmer suddenly looked down at his itty bittty feets and a lightbulb went off. "I'm going to the Guiness Book of World Records and see if they'll give me some money and put me in the book for having the smallest feet in the world."
The second pygmy farmer realized he might have the tiniest hands in the world and said "I'm going with you and maybe they'll give me some money and put me in the book."
The third pygmy looked down in his pants started smiling and said " I bet I got the smallest tallywhacker in the world and I'm going with y'all."
They travel to the Guiness Book of World Records. They finally call the itty bitty feeted pygmy back. A few minutes later he comes dancing out, waving a check for $10,000, all excited that he was going to be in the Book.
They call the second pygmy back and a few minutes later he comes out, all excited waving his hands and a check for $10,000.
The third pygmy is finally called back. Moments later he comes out, all mad, stomping, hands on his hips and says. "Who the hell is this Pineywoods fella anyway?"
Three pygmy farmers were sitting around the bar drinking whiskey and whining about their crops failing due to a long drought. They were trying to figure out how they could recover and get back on their feet.
One pygmy farmer suddenly looked down at his itty bittty feets and a lightbulb went off. "I'm going to the Guiness Book of World Records and see if they'll give me some money and put me in the book for having the smallest feet in the world."
The second pygmy farmer realized he might have the tiniest hands in the world and said "I'm going with you and maybe they'll give me some money and put me in the book."
The third pygmy looked down in his pants started smiling and said " I bet I got the smallest tallywhacker in the world and I'm going with y'all."
They travel to the Guiness Book of World Records. They finally call the itty bitty feeted pygmy back. A few minutes later he comes dancing out, waving a check for $10,000, all excited that he was going to be in the Book.
They call the second pygmy back and a few minutes later he comes out, all excited waving his hands and a check for $10,000.
The third pygmy is finally called back. Moments later he comes out, all mad, stomping, hands on his hips and says. "Who the hell is this Pineywoods fella anyway?"
Three pygmy farmers were sitting around the bar drinking whiskey and whining about their crops failing due to a long drought. They were trying to figure out how they could recover and get back on their feet.
One pygmy farmer suddenly looked down at his itty bittty feets and a lightbulb went off. "I'm going to the Guiness Book of World Records and see if they'll give me some money and put me in the book for having the smallest feet in the world."
The second pygmy farmer realized he might have the tiniest hands in the world and said "I'm going with you and maybe they'll give me some money and put me in the book."
The third pygmy looked down in his pants started smiling and said " I bet I got the smallest tallywhacker in the world and I'm going with y'all."
They travel to the Guiness Book of World Records. They finally call the itty bitty feeted pygmy back. A few minutes later he comes dancing out, waving a check for $10,000, all excited that he was going to be in the Book.
They call the second pygmy back and a few minutes later he comes out, all excited waving his hands and a check for $10,000.
The third pygmy is finally called back. Moments later he comes out, all mad, stomping, hands on his hips and says. "Who the hell is this Pineywoods fella anyway?"
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