One Liners?

[ohuett]

Did you hear the one about the two gay judges who tried each other?


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[SharpEnd]

Anything seems possible when you don't know what you're doing.

[Smokeater]

There's big ol good uns and good ol big uns!

[SmTx]

You don't know whether to wind your *** or scratch your watch

[Smokeater]

Oh yeah.... Lost in the woods? No problemo...just whip it out and start beatin' it like it owes you money..cuz some s.o.b. will come walkin' by!

[Smokeater]

Boy, I say boy! You 'bout as sharp as a bowlin' ball!--Foghorn Leghorn

[brents45]

The older I git the better I was!
He is so tight you could stick a toothpick up his arse and dislocate both hips!

[Horsehide]

Silence is golden, duct-tape is silver.

[Mexico]

She's good from far... but far from good.

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[curtintex]

He’s so heavenly minded that he’s no earthly good.


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[jdg13]

I wanna go peacefully in my sleep like granpda. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.