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    Practical Joke Gone Wrong

    Ever have a joke backfire? Years ago, jokes and pranks were a favorite form of entertainment and the folks I ran with would go to great lengths to pull one. Here is an example gone astray...

    In the late 80s I was butchering for Brookshire Bros in Crockett. We carried an aquarium full of live catfish fir a while but it was a pain to keep them alive so we abandoned the idea and the tank sat in storage .

    There was this fellow that worked for the store named Rodney. He was a great guy but simple. He worked hard though and did all the odds and ends including unloading trucks. Rodney was a large black fellow about 5ft5 and 300ish pounds .

    Well one day I was cutting meat and Rodney came in the cutting room which he never did. I knew he wanted something and he eventually got around to asking if we planned to use that big fish tank again. He would like to have it. I quickly told him we were planning to use it again to sell live rattle snakes. He laughed and left the room.

    About an hour later Rodney came back. You really gonna sell snakes? One of my meat cutters was cutting fajitas and rolled a full skirt up. He held it up and said yep we already sell dressed snakes. I swear it looked just like a skinned snake. Rodney immediately left. We had a good laugh.

    Maybe 30cminutes later Rodney was back. "HOW THOSE SNAKES GONNA COME IN?". It hit me that Rodney unloads the trucks so I said the would be on the same truck as everything else. "WHAT THEY GONNA BE IN?". I tell him just a box. "WHAT IF IT GETS A HOLE IN IT?". Well we will just shut the trailer door till you count the snakes. "Uhuh, yall just messing with me".

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    I got back from lunch about 11am and ast manager Bob met me at the door wanting to know what I told Rodney as he was refusing to unload the truck and it was quickly turning to an insubordination event.. I told him what was going on and he said go tell Rodney it was a joke. O walked back there and told Rodney it was OK and I was just joking about there being snakes on the truck. "HOW THEY GONNA COME THEN?". Holy crap he had bought in even after I told him it was a joke. I told him the guy that delivered the live fish would deliver the snakes .

    I went back to the cutting room and told the butchers. The guy that held up the skirt was named David. Tiny little guy.we started planning. On the baby isle was a toy ring with 10 rattles on it. We had about a dozen on the shelf. I got all of them. I put a bone barrel on a flat cart and David got in the barrel with all the rattles. I put a lid on it and rolled it outside the back door.

    Continued...

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      #3
      Your taking a lot of pee breaks on this story Steve. Lay off the coffee and give us the rest.

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        #4
        Originally posted by gumbo man View Post
        your taking a lot of pee breaks on this story steve. Lay off the coffee and give us the rest.
        yeah this

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          #5
          I called manager Bob and told him what was up. I told him to send Rodney back to help me. Here comes Rodney but he won't get anywhere near the cart as David us inside shaking those rattles and hitting tgem against the side of the barrel. In a bit several folks had showed up including Bob . Rodney is pacing and won't help me.

          I pull the cart and barrel up to the scales in the back room and tell Rodney all he has to do is help me set tge barrel on the scales and he can go. He asks if those snakes can strike out of the barrel. I saw no it has a lid. David heard and hit the lid which was just sitting there,making it bounce. Rodney took off. It took 15 minutes to get him back over there after putting the lid on good . Finally he grabbed a handle on one side and I grabbed the other. David jumped up out if the barrel knocking the lid,flying and I screamed like a snake had me. RODNEY TOOK OFF!!!

          I mean he was running as hard as a 300lb man can run down the length of the store. He was leaning forward and kinda yelping every breath. At the far end of the store was a steel walked dairy vault. He ran directly into it head first. Never even raised a hand.

          Continued...

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            #6
            Hello? Can't leave us like this!!!! I beginning to think you should start with the end. I hate it when you do this. Jk

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              #7
              Come on with the story!!

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                #8
                When I was managing a meat market for Winn Dixie back in the day we were pulling ***** like that all the time too. I went in a cooler one time after shutting off the light and shutting the door behind me. Good friend and co-worker/meat cutter was inside. He was easy to spook. I did not know he had went in with a Forschner 6" boning knife in his hand though. He was trying to find his way to the door in the dark when I grabbed him and yelled. He almost stabbed me when he jumped from being so scared. It was a "holy *****" moment after I realized how close I came to being stabbed. The rattlesnake story is awesome though. I wish I had thought of it.

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                  #9
                  This could've been a funny story

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                    #10
                    Rodney lay in a crumpled pile on the floor. Several of us ran down there. His head was bent under him and we couldn't tell if he was breathing. We drug him out straight on the floor and he started breathing again. He was the weirdest color I have ever seen a human. Like gray/green. He started pouring sweat so we got a cold wet rag and started wiping his face. In hind sight an ambulance should have been on the way. In maybe 15 minutes he started waking up some and we set him up against the wall. I got him a fountain drink and he eventually drank a little. It was over an hour before he Said the first word. Bob let him sit up at the deli the rest of his shift on the clock.

                    About 5 years ago, I was in a Baskins store and there was Rodney working there. I hadn't seen him in 25 plus years.. I walked up and held my hand out and said. "Hello Snake ". Rodney said THAT CHIT AINT FUNNY and walked away. After all that time he still didn't see the humor.
                    Last edited by GarGuy; 03-19-2022, 09:59 AM.

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                      #11
                      You're going to need to let us know how ol Rodney is doing...

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                        #12
                        Patience grasshopper, he’ll get to it.

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                          #13
                          I was and still am laughing. Poor Rodney

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                            #14
                            stop typing with one finger while you look for the letters

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                              #15
                              Poor ole Rodney gonna be hiding in one of your deer stands one morning before daylight. But in all reality the stuff we got away with on the job 30 years ago( all in fun) will get you terminated and arrested now. Great prank Steve.

                              Edit: This story was starting to resemble Kyle’s (( Low Fence) public land hunt from this last season. The end that might never come. LOL
                              Last edited by Gumbo Man; 03-19-2022, 10:41 AM.

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