Skinny jeans

[myway]

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/257c2eec-89bb-43b8-a5bd-b03dd9ad04a3

This scene popped in my head immediately. Apparently Alan wears them as well.

[Smokeater]

Show that moose knuckle son

LOL!! Hot dang boy, you smugglin' grapes?!

[Playa]

By definition “skinny” jeans really shouldn’t be made above a certain size…. But then again, they make yoga pants that can fit hippos

[trophyhunter01]

If the button pops on the front could kill someone. Like a bullet.

[COPPERHEAD]

I wear skinny socks.

Tube socks? Lol

[Buckshot4900]

[QUOTE=Burnadell;16116361




I would, Brian, but I don't want to put pressure on the other guys who will be there with their ladies![/QUOTE]


Randy, the only thing you gone put pressure on is yo bread basket.


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[Burnadell]

Randy, the only thing you gone put pressure on is yo bread basket.


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Ya think?

Maybe my jewelry box also!

[ThisLadyHunts]

The whole thing works only if you shorten the inseam by about four inches, wear pointy Italian leather shoes, and drive a small foreign car that fits skinnier than your jeans.

And like others have said, pics or it didn’t happen.

[Shane]

I don't know if you could pull it off, Randy. Maybe just stick with regular ol' Texan clothes.

[Buckshot4900]

Ya think?

Maybe my jewelry box also!

You don’t carry those in your shoes????[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]


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[Bro. Bill]

Nothing skinny about the jeans I have to wear.

Me either

[Tmag]

Don't do it!

[tps7742]

Lol good to see another humorous thread. Thanks I would need the skinny jeans with a pot belly option.

[jdg13]

If you get an affliction shirt and some white oakleys, then no one will question your alpha status

[Graysonhogs]

Your silhouette will look like an ice cream cone.


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