A poem. By ctom

[ctom87]

About 1 am last night I got the itch to write. I came up with 1 line and had an idea. There's a little Easter Egg in there for ya I tried to commission AC for some ghostwriting but I think he's in the Edwards Plateau trying to get on his 8th lease to target some caribou and polar bear.


Life's not so bad these days,
Especially when you get to hunt and fish.
The grocer has not food nor worker,
So time to scavenge to find a dish.

Government handouts? There are none.
Only unless life is absent work, full of fun.

Big tech silences your voice and steals the election.
Really, it took "81 million votes" for your protection.
A bright future! they said with conviction.
Not 81 million, that number is complete fiction.
Do you really think that we're in a better place right now?
Only the elite will make it. The rest? Some way. Some how.
Next 3 years won't be a bore. Can't wait until 'twenty-four.

[AntlerCollector]

I tried to read it but started snoring
Couldn’t stay awake, it was just too boring

[ctom87]

I tried to read it but started snoring
Couldn’t stay awake, it was just too boring

Hahahahaha that is why I wanted your artistic abilities!!!

[louieagarcia]

This is a sign that we need to start our online poker games again! Ur resorting to poetry

[ctom87]

This is a sign that we need to start our online poker games again! Ur resorting to poetry

I can't wait for the Friday night game at bownanza.

[PYBUCK]

You have entirely too **** much free time .

[AntlerCollector]

Someone please get a game going this week.

[Big Lee]

Ctom, are you hitting the sauce a little hard today?

[ctom87]

Ctom, are you hitting the sauce a little hard today?

Would a sauced up ctom do something like this?

Edit...yeah he probably would.

[curtintex]

Some folks can rhyme
Some folks have wit
Ctom's a great guy
but his poem's are ****

There's no mention of gravel
White jeeps or Webstertroy
No talk of yellow vettes
Rolling out to fight ole boy

No verse of Danger's KIA
or Burndell's youthful glee
You ignored PB2 pondering mind
And never thought to mention me

So when you put pen to paper
First, think what should you do
Should you bore us with this nonsense
or should you write like brother Chew

[ctom87]

Some folks can rhyme
Some folks have wit
Ctom's a great guy
but his poem's are ****

There's no mention of gravel
White jeeps or Webstertroy
No talk of yellow vettes
Rolling out to fight ole boy

No verse of Danger's KIA
or Burndell's youthful glee
You ignored PB2 pondering mind
And never thought to mention me

So when you put pen to paper
First, think what should you do
Should you bore us with this nonsense
or should you write like brother Chew

You just won the internet. All of it.

[IowaHunter]

Curt wrote that while dreaming up new rat trap designs.

[AntlerCollector]

You just won the internet. All of it.

That was great

[louieagarcia]

Some folks can rhyme
Some folks have wit
Ctom's a great guy
but his poem's are ****

There's no mention of gravel
White jeeps or Webstertroy
No talk of yellow vettes
Rolling out to fight ole boy

No verse of Danger's KIA
or Burndell's youthful glee
You ignored PB2 pondering mind
And never thought to mention me

So when you put pen to paper
First, think what should you do
Should you bore us with this nonsense
or should you write like brother Chew

This made my day, Curt...
Made me laugh so hard, my tummy now hurt

[Smart]

Some folks can rhyme
Some folks have wit
Ctom's a great guy
but his poem's are ****

There's no mention of gravel
White jeeps or Webstertroy
No talk of yellow vettes
Rolling out to fight ole boy

No verse of Danger's KIA
or Burndell's youthful glee
You ignored PB2 pondering mind
And never thought to mention me

So when you put pen to paper
First, think what should you do
Should you bore us with this nonsense
or should you write like brother Chew

Hahahahahahahahha...well done Curt well done!