A poem. By ctom

[ThisLadyHunts]

Hey now...watch the condescending tone!

https://discussions.texasbowhunter.c...d.php?t=689459

A poet laureate…I had no idea I was among literary royalty. But really, you had me at onomatopoeia.


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[100%TtId]

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[ctom87]

And yall thought I was on the hooch.

[dhall1414]

Y'all hunters see Clay's post on this forum
And feel the need to respond with a poem
But I jump in real quick
With a sick limerick
Just to brag on my other skills here to show 'em.

[ctom87]

Y'all hunters see Clay's post on this forum
And feel the need to respond with a poem
But I jump in real quick
With a sick limerick
Just to brag on my other skills here to show 'em.

I am shocked that you
Did not use a good haiku
To rhyme your words Drew.

[Fishndude]

Up til all hours
Tending your flowers
Writing poems
And other gay stuff

[RRFishNHunt]

This is greatness!!

[Burnadell]

Dueling (wannabe) poets!

[AntlerCollector]

ctom87 made this thread tryin to be a pranksta

Boy done woke up the lyrical gangsta’s

[Gumbo Man]

I overlooked this thread
Sometimes I’m not quick
Not a very good poet
My head is to thick

I’m always entertained
When Curt and Chew show
Is it just me
Or am I really slow

So much past history
And so much to learn
That yellow corvette
Will continue to burn

In a short period of time
I’ve learned quite a bit
Some of y’all care
Some not a bit

But I’m smarter now
And rats I can catch
I know how to make chili
Todays a new batch

With or without beans
Is all to decide
None of my buisiness
I’ll just tell my bride

Why do we do this
With no apparent reason
We’re hanging in limbo
Come on deer season

[jdg13]

Another fine morn on the bowhunting forum
Everything's calm and most have decorum
Then out of nowhere like a rocket from space
Another dumb thread that should be in PACE
Resident troll versus tinfoil hat
With another pot stirrer next up to bat

Move to the classifieds in search of a deal,
Asking twice retail, man what a steal!
Head on back, to around the campfire,
300 threads asking what tire?
Not much going, things seem "quite"
If a vette rolls up, get ready to fight

So many people with so many opinions,
Some even have their own group of minions.
Don't know which broadhead, all have been tried
I just found out that Burt Reynolds died.
Click on a thread, things are intense,
Is it a trophy behind a high fence?

I've seen it all, much more than I could wish
The season is over, so who's catching fish?
A site about deer with more posts about ducks
But only real men drive big diesel trucks.
This place is awesome, what can I say,
Looks like I'll waste another full day...

[Brown County Man]

This may be the best thread on here today! Sorry I'm not poet!

[Gumbo Man]

Well now it is Wednesday
But Monday to me
I’m off Monday and Tuesday
The next I can’t see.

To meet some of y’all
I’d like very much
Some make me laugh
The jokesters and such

I’m entertained by Burnadell
Curt, Chew and Smart
But only one is known
As a grumpy old fart

Sometimes it’s civil
And sometimes it’s not
We have one thing in common
But some have forgot

I know this is boring
I’m trying to make rhymes
I should be working
And I really do at times

Shrimp Pimp is my profession
And food I do sell
Cost is going up
And y’all say what the hell

Economy is as bad
As we may ever see
Gonna get a tee shirt
That says FJB

[Briar Friar]

Maybe, a day late
Maybe, stanza short
I reckon its not past time
To be a poetic cohort.

Good push MrTom.

[kruppa24]

Lets Go Brandon!

Howd i do?