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Originally posted by Goldeneagle View PostWhen my sister first got married, she hosted Thanksgiving at her house. Well, nobody told her you had to clean out the turkey before cooking. Came out of the oven with the neck and bag of giblets and stuff still inside the bird. It was OK though. We had homemade pineapple ice cream that she forgot to put sugar in.
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Originally posted by Gumbo Man View PostI can assure you that happens a lot. Guilty as well.
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Originally posted by FLASH_OUTDOORS View PostMy wife and I moved in together after marriage. Her parents bought me a lyfetyme grill. First thing I cooked on it was ribs. Turns out the wood in my wood pile was pine. Not a very good wood to cook with lol.
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i get back, fire is rolling, wind is blowing the smoke away from the house, get the steaks cooked and after 1 bite i ask her where she got the wood for the fire pit..."i grabbed one of the little bundles at tom thumb on the way home.." which happend to be pine
the college stories made me remember all the dale's seasoning we went through with the cheap sirloins we used to buy at brookshires lol
also, everytime we cook macaroni i remember one night being drunk in our apartment in college, playing madden, my buddy that can not eat spicy food, is making some macaroni and cheese. as the noodles are boiling and hes playing, i ran in and poured the whole jar of habanero pepper juice into the boiling water.
he sits down to eat the macaroni and says "DA**!, this SH*** SPICY!" we all laughed so hard we cried...well, he didnt.
my wife and her sister cooked the thanksgiving turkey upside down one year, it took me a minute to figure it out as i am trying every way i can think of to cut the breasts off of that thing.
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Originally posted by Duckologist View PostOne year the company gave everyone turkeys for a bonus. I told everyone to please not toss the giblets if that was their habit and to bring them to me instead. I got about 10 bags of giblets and made the best gravy every with that at deer camp. Everyone enjoyed it and was like, "dat gut gravy was delish man"
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This happened last year, I'm 52. Mom was not feeling well and dad was sick. So my youngest daughter and I went down to fill feeders and help out. I told mom if she could just peel the potatoes I will cook the steak and make the potatoes when we get back. Get back I go in the kitchen looking for the potatoes. Mom says there in the frig so I find them turn around and there was a pot with water, cool mom has it ready. Cooked the potatoes and mash them just about ready to eat. Mom comes in the kitchen to help and ask what happened to her humming bird water that was on the stove in that pot. Well we tried to eat them but that was the sweetest mash potatoes I have even tasted. Like stated above first bit not bad but after that WAY too sweet. We all had a good laugh at that one............
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Lmao
Originally posted by Pushbutton2 View PostA few years we invited a bunch a friends over for supper.
I decided to make Gumbolaya [emoji846]
Bought shrimp, Andouille(sp?) Sausage, crabmeat, Bell peppers, Onion's, Boudain, Spicy Boudain, Rice, Barley, corn & ??. Bought a big ole stock pot to make it in. Bought some clear glass bowls so we couid see what we're eating. Got it all cooked and i seasoned it with some Red Pepper & Cayenne pepper. I knew my guest didn't like spicy. I tasted it. I didn't taste any spice so I added a bit more. I let it simmer for a while so the flavors could mix and there thing. When I served it was OMG [emoji3062][emoji3062] SPICY.
We ended up ordering Pizza [emoji17]
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Originally posted by Duckologist View PostAbout 99% of the people that claim gasper goo is trash fish will gladly eat red fish. A drum is a drum except a goo doesn't have as much of a blood line so give me goo fish over red fish any day.
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Originally posted by LivinADream View PostAbout 99% of the people that claim goo is good eating can't catch a red fish. [emoji16]
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Originally posted by Smart View PostThis one time I was making chili......and I forgot the pinto beans. Totally screwed them up.. Went and got hot dogs and buns, fritos and deep fried burritos to use it up...
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Epic Cooking Fails Anyone?
Originally posted by dhall1414 View PostNope, stone cold sober
There are occasional admissions that should remain un-uttered, even unto death.
Taken in the context of your previous story, these 4 words should be included in that category…[emoji6]
Edited ‘cause I almost forgot the winking face
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