I Need A Fishing Prank Idea

[bulletpusher]

I will be going on a fishing road trip to Amistad in one week, and need ideas of a joke that we can play on one guy I work with. The victim (Woody) I work with, is about as straight arrow as they come. Ex-military naval intelligence officer, that never messes up, so that does not give us much ammo to make fun of him. So... we want to bring the party to him. He does not smoke, drink, cuss. His hair is always perfect, neat dresser, but very keen to spot something that is not right. He is CONSTANTLY cracking jokes/ puns in this severally dry delivery style of his, where he never cracks a smile.
FYI: He will be fishing out of his brother-in-law's boat, whom I do not know, so messing with boat is off the table. Help me out, I need ideas. I want to make this a trip he wont forget.

[DrenalinJunkie]

Just throw him in the water.






I got nothing.

[Texas Tracker]

Snake in his tackle box.

[Sully]

Get a hold of his fishing pole and unspool about 10 yards of line and cut it. Then tuck it back onto the spool and reel it all back up. Then sit back and watch his first cast disappear into the distance.

[Roy D Mercer]

Snake in his tackle box.

Kind of funny you mention that cause I has one crawl in the boat and then into the live well the other day. Has no idea he was there until it was time for a new minner. He wasn't very big big it was still a snake.

[DrenalinJunkie]

Get a hold of his fishing pole and unspool about 10 yards of line and cut it. Then tuck it back onto the spool and reel it all back up. Then sit back and watch his first cast disappear into the distance.

was thinking this too......... but on more than one rod.

[Roy D Mercer]

Turn the drag on his reel to free spool. Automatic bird nest.

[Shake1]

Tie a rubber snake on your line, act like your fighting a fish, get it close to boat / shore, and fling it at him. Run.

[Jethro]

Or, go about 10 feet back on his line and nick it good. First fish on is a fish off. On every rod, every day. Then you ask him, (being the perfectionist and all) if he just can't tie knots or what? The best pranks are when someone doesn't even know they are being gooten untill it is all over.

[MarlinMears]

Or cut the hooks off of his baits while he is not looking. I've been on the recieving end of that one.

[jawbone]

Just smash all his hook barbs flat, he won't hold on to many fish like that

[TxSuperDad]

Get a hold of his fishing pole and unspool about 10 yards of line and cut it. Then tuck it back onto the spool and reel it all back up. Then sit back and watch his first cast disappear into the distance.

thats not funny. that happened to me the other day except my line broke. I lost a $15 jig. I wasnt happy and wouldnt find it funny

[SAC]

Who's vehicle are ya'll going in. You'll have all weekend to mess with it, for the ride home.

[nagaranch]

Get a hold of his fishing pole and unspool about 10 yards of line and cut it. Then tuck it back onto the spool and reel it all back up. Then sit back and watch his first cast disappear into the distance.

Beat me to it. the old never ending cast....classic.

[Ducksmith]

CHEAP CHEAP Vodka in his water bottle and throw it on ice....after fishing in the heat for a bit, that first big gulp will be memorable. Especially since you said he doesn't drink