Funny story from today.

[okrattler]

So there's a homeless guy that lives in a storage unit not far from work. He occasionally walks his dog around work but pretty much keeps to himself. I've seen the guy a few times and whatnot and occasionally I'll hear him yelling at himself or talking to himself but he really hasn't ever talked to me before. I'm not saying he talks or has arguments with himself to be funny but he does. At first it weirded me out but now he'll walk by and we kind of just ignore each other.

Well today after work I was leaving and I saw him outside. I went on home but apparently he came over to where I work and started a conversation with one of my buddies I work with. He says to him "Are you the guy that fixed my car?" Without skipping a beat "Yeah that was me." He says "Man I sure do appreciate that. I appreciate that more than you know." My buddy says "Oh it's not a problem really. No problem at all." I asked him why he said that, he said well the dude seemed happy that I fixed his car so I just went along with it.ahahahahahahahaha

[okrattler]

The problem with that whole scenario is that dude rides a bike.

I just hope he doesn't start coming over now that he knows his "mechanic" works there. He seems nice enough but I've heard if people are around when he starts having shouting matches with himself he can get kinda rowdy.

[okrattler]

And before anyone thinks I'm making light of the guys situation I'm not. He's not mentally incapable of doing anything. He just likes being alone and I think maybe he should be left alone.

[Cantcatch5]

It’s all well and good until he comes back wanting his money back because his car won’t start and only has 2 wheels now LOL!

[okrattler]

It’s all well and good until he comes back wanting his money back because his car won’t start and only has 2 wheels now LOL!

Exactly.LOL and he might. The first time I seen the guy he was walking his dog back and forth through a mud puddle. He was behind a storage shed we have at work and I kept hearing someone talking. I thought hmmm......I don't know where that's coming from but it's close. The storage shed is right next to the dumpsters so I go back inside and bring two trash cans out to dump in there and I see him walk out from behind the storage shed when I was lifting the first barrel. Scared the holy crap out of me.

He never said hi or anything just mumbled something to his dog and kept walking it back and forth through the mud puddle.

[okrattler]

He doesn't bother anyone but I'm really surprised nobody has called the cops on him. When you hear him going off it sounds like he's really fighting with someone else. The first time I seen that little scenario unfold I was supposed to be cleaning up some stuff outside. I said to hell with this I'm gonna find somethin else to do until he's done.

[brokeno]

Meth works wonders on the brain

[Acameron52]

Whatever works!

[monsterspike]

but for the grace of God, there go i.

[double bogey]

If he asks for his money back, tell him you gave it to him yesterday.

[okrattler]

If he asks for his money back, tell him you gave it to him yesterday.

If he asks me I'll send him back to his mechanic to talk about it. That son of a gun can get violent.LOL

Seems like it anyway. He sure fights with himself like he can. I've never in my life seen nothin like it. I ain't sayin the normal everyday him could whoop my ***. But he's got a few more people living in his head so the way I see it is I don't wanna fight a fight that's 5 vs. 1.

[Jon B]

If he asks me I'll send him back to his mechanic to talk about it. That son of a gun can get violent.LOL

Seems like it anyway. He sure fights with himself like he can. I've never in my life seen nothin like it. I ain't sayin the normal everyday him could whoop my ***. But he's got a few more people living in his head so the way I see it is I don't wanna fight a fight that's 5 vs. 1.

That's funny.