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    Random thought that made me laugh out loud.

    Sitting here at the house pondering about the current events and a random thought popped into my head that cracked me up. I am fortunate enough to know and have known older people who I have learned a lot from. Listened to stories of the good ol' days that weren't all that great in reality. I've heard a lot of stories about how people made it through the great depression and hardships people endured coming to this land to raise families.

    60 or 70 years from now some of us will be telling our grandchildren or anyone who will listen about how we survived the great toilet paper shortage of 2020. Your children and grandchildren will for sure put you in a home shortly after. "Yep.....grandpa's lost it. He's talking about wiping his *** with socks and sleeves off of his t-shirts."LOL.......What crazy times we're living in. Holy Jesus.

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    We're really making history with this one I'm tellin ya.

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      #3
      I'll be able to tell them about surviving the Great Gas Shortage of Thursday from a couple of years ago as well.

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        #4
        That's a good one!

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          And what about the ammo shortage of 2008-2013?

          "You mean you couldn't buy .22 ammo anywhere grandpa?"

          "Not unless you spent $100 for 50 rounds."

          "Gee whiz, people back then were stupid huh grandpa?"

          "..........You have no idea Jimmy. You really don't even have a clue."

          "Can we go shoot squirrels off the feeder in the backyard now?"
          Last edited by okrattler; 03-15-2020, 02:53 PM.

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            Random thought that made me laugh out loud.

            And everybody is out and about in town today just like any other day. Open the schools back up and let’s get on with life.


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              #7
              Originally posted by okrattler View Post
              And what about the ammo shortage of 2008-2013?

              "You mean you couldn't buy .22 ammo anywhere grandpa?"

              "Not unless you spent $100 for 50 rounds."

              "Gee whiz, people back then were stupid huh grandpa?"

              "..........You have no idea Jimmy. You really don't even have a clue."

              There won't be any kids named Jimmy in the future. There will be Sebastians, Ethans, Peytons, Calebs, Elijahs, Dylan, Blake, Jayden, etc.....there will be no Jimmys at all.

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                Originally posted by curtintex View Post
                There won't be any kids named Jimmy in the future. There will be Sebastians, Ethans, Peytons, Calebs, Elijahs, Dylan, Blake, Jayden, etc.....there will be no Jimmys at all.

                LOL
                Made me think about the George Carlin skit about guys named Todd


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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Uncle Saggy View Post
                  LOL
                  Made me think about the George Carlin skit about guys named Todd


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                  Well, you sir, have a very manly and regal name. You should be proud.

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                    Originally posted by curtintex View Post
                    There won't be any kids named Jimmy in the future. There will be Sebastians, Ethans, Peytons, Calebs, Elijahs, Dylan, Blake, Jayden, etc.....there will be no Jimmys at all.
                    Lol True. It'll actually go something like this.

                    "Ok let's go get the pellet gun out of the closet Jimmy."

                    "My name isn't Jimmy. It's Sebastian."

                    "That's nice Jimmy. Let's go before you grandma gets back from the grocery store."

                    When you're old you don't have to acknowledge things if you don't want to. Or you just flat forget and say whatever name sounds fitting.

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                      Originally posted by MBV77 View Post
                      And everybody is out and about in town today just like any other day. Open the schools back up and let’s get on with life.


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                      Yup, I agree .


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                        #12
                        Originally posted by curtintex View Post
                        Well, you sir, have a very manly and regal name. You should be proud.

                        You as well Sir[emoji106]


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                          #13
                          Originally posted by okrattler View Post
                          Lol True. It'll actually go something like this.

                          "Ok let's go get the pellet gun out of the closet Jimmy."

                          "My name isn't Jimmy. It's Sebastian."

                          "That's nice Jimmy. Let's go before you grandma gets back from the grocery store."

                          When you're old you don't have to acknowledge things if you don't want to. Or you just flat forget and say whatever name sounds fitting.
                          My great-grandad called my sister, "Brenda" until the day he died. Her name is Brandi.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by curtintex View Post
                            My great-grandad called my sister, "Brenda" until the day he died. Her name is Brandi.
                            hahahahahahahahaha I know an old man that calls me Justin. Always has and I thought about telling him my name was Austin once but then I thought.......It's close enough.LOL I just roll with it.

                            Super nice guy. He just doesn't really know my name.

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                              These are serious times. Just got back and it was crazy. Wife sent me out to get a few items. Then she said, "oh, get some TP too, but I don't want anything but named brand". All they had was Kroger brand. And apparently they had just put it out. Folks were carrying as many as they could. Mad house.

                              Wife had said before I braved the lawlessness, if you can't get a name brand toilet paper then I don't want it. Sensitive tush. Trying to provide for my family. All I need is a bit more Charmin. May need to ask for help.

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