If you can't beat em.... Eat em!

[Bayouboy]

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[tex4k]

My bil had a Cajun dude staying at his river place near Junction one time, that guy cleaned out that stretch of river for awhile, he ate the devil out of them!

[Dale Moser]

I could get down with a night of cold beer and nutria shootin....you could pay for the beer pretty quick.

[batmaninja]

Went duck hunting last year with some very newly added cousin inlaws in Creole. Nutria took most of the fast grass off of the duck blind, and made a little nest right under it. A few cuss words and 3" of steel BBs we made sure they wouldnt do that again. Duck hunt turned into a nutria hunt as the sun came up over the horizon and it looked like reinforcements were coming for us, from all angles. Things turned really sporty when we took after them in a pirogue. Be sure and register or fill out the proper paperwork, my crew had to freeze their sack of tails, until they got it all filled out right.

[SaltwaterSlick]

Thibodeaux was walkin' 'cross the bayou bridge one mornin' headed to work... He sees Broussard paddlin' his peroque down down da bayou... "Broussard, where you goin?" "goin duck huntin" Thibby say, "Man you ain't got no dog, no decoys, no shotgun... How you gon' get dem duck? Broussard say, "Don worry 'bout it... I got som' duc tape." That evenin' Thibby walkin' back cross dat bridge, there come Broussard paddlin' that peroque back up the bayou... piled high, bout to sink with big ol' green heads! Next mornin' Thibby headed back to work, there come Broussard paddlin back down the bayou... "Broussard, where you goin man?" Thibby ax'd. "Broussard say, "Goin' get me some Nutria." Thibby say, man how you gon' do dat? You ain't got no traps, no gun, no nutin'." Broussard say, "Don't worry bout dat, I got me some Nutra-sweet." Dat evenin' here come Broussard paddlin back up da bayou. Tibby walkin cross the bridge.. boat piled high with nutria!! Thibby he caint believe dat!! Next mornin' Tibby see Broussard again paddlin' down the bayou, got a bunch of limbs and stuff piled up in that peroque. Tibby holler, "Broussard, what in the world you got in that peroque? Broussard say "*****-willow." Thibodeaux say, "Hold on rat thare! I'm 'on get my coat. I'll go with you!"

[mudmauler]

Nice [emoji3516]


“Fools multiply when wise men are silent” -Nelson Mandela

[oktx]

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[savin yours]

I’ve been shooting nutria out of my pond for the last few weeks.


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[Snowflake Killa]

Thibodeaux was walkin' 'cross the bayou bridge one mornin' headed to work... He sees Broussard paddlin' his peroque down down da bayou... "Broussard, where you goin?" "goin duck huntin" Thibby say, "Man you ain't got no dog, no decoys, no shotgun... How you gon' get dem duck? Broussard say, "Don worry 'bout it... I got som' duc tape." That evenin' Thibby walkin' back cross dat bridge, there come Broussard paddlin' that peroque back up the bayou... piled high, bout to sink with big ol' green heads! Next mornin' Thibby headed back to work, there come Broussard paddlin back down the bayou... "Broussard, where you goin man?" Thibby ax'd. "Broussard say, "Goin' get me some Nutria." Thibby say, man how you gon' do dat? You ain't got no traps, no gun, no nutin'." Broussard say, "Don't worry bout dat, I got me some Nutra-sweet." Dat evenin' here come Broussard paddlin back up da bayou. Tibby walkin cross the bridge.. boat piled high with nutria!! Thibby he caint believe dat!! Next mornin' Tibby see Broussard again paddlin' down the bayou, got a bunch of limbs and stuff piled up in that peroque. Tibby holler, "Broussard, what in the world you got in that peroque? Broussard say "*****-willow." Thibodeaux say, "Hold on rat thare! I'm 'on get my coat. I'll go with you!"

Love them jokes

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[boh347]

Thibodeaux was walkin' 'cross the bayou bridge one mornin' headed to work... He sees Broussard paddlin' his peroque down down da bayou... "Broussard, where you goin?" "goin duck huntin" Thibby say, "Man you ain't got no dog, no decoys, no shotgun... How you gon' get dem duck? Broussard say, "Don worry 'bout it... I got som' duc tape." That evenin' Thibby walkin' back cross dat bridge, there come Broussard paddlin' that peroque back up the bayou... piled high, bout to sink with big ol' green heads! Next mornin' Thibby headed back to work, there come Broussard paddlin back down the bayou... "Broussard, where you goin man?" Thibby ax'd. "Broussard say, "Goin' get me some Nutria." Thibby say, man how you gon' do dat? You ain't got no traps, no gun, no nutin'." Broussard say, "Don't worry bout dat, I got me some Nutra-sweet." Dat evenin' here come Broussard paddlin back up da bayou. Tibby walkin cross the bridge.. boat piled high with nutria!! Thibby he caint believe dat!! Next mornin' Tibby see Broussard again paddlin' down the bayou, got a bunch of limbs and stuff piled up in that peroque. Tibby holler, "Broussard, what in the world you got in that peroque? Broussard say "*****-willow." Thibodeaux say, "Hold on rat thare! I'm 'on get my coat. I'll go with you!"

[RascalArms]

Good one Slick...loves me some JOOOOSSSTTTOOOON Wilson.

Another one from the Cajun legend (R.I.P.) 😕

Three Cajuns were at work when one (named Boudreaux) suddenly died of a heart attack.

One of the other Cajuns said, "I know where he lived, but I wasn't personally acquainted with his family. How we gonna break da news?"

The other Cajun replied, "Don't worry. I am plumb full of tact and know what to do."

So the two Cajuns went to Boudreaux's house and rang the doorbell. When his wife answered, the other Cajun said, "Hello, are you da widow Boudreaux?"

She replied, "My name's Boudreaux, but I'm not a widow."

"Da hell you ain't."