I think I get it... you wake up in the middle of the night and you kinda stagger over to the toilet, go #1, then on the way back, you awake just enough to make falling back asleep difficult, and you're up for hours on end. Is this correct?
If so, I have a solution, but I can't publicly say what it is.
One time in college, after a bottle of Rich and Rare, I dreamt I was standing at the toilet, except it was my trash can next to my bed, and my aim was like a drunk guy
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