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    Splendora...for crying out loud

    We must’ve given Splendora an inferiority complex after ripping on Porter this week, because they stepped up their game this afternoon. We’re over here on Tram Rd (the fancy part) for my son’s football game and this dude just casually strolls out of his trailer and sets a mattress on fire in his front yard. He gets it to a nice thick black rolling smoke then hops in his truck and leaves. So now the fire department is here and they are using they guy’s own garden hose to put out the mattress. Now why would he risk all $79.32 of equity in his home by starting a fire?

    Don’t worry Porter, Splendora is doing the heavy lifting for ya.
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    #2
    Dude, if you’re seriously comparing the two then you know nothing about either.[emoji23] there’s a reason we refer to it as Splendookie.


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      #3
      Sounds like the guy that lived across from Tarkington stadium. He’d light a trash pile every Friday night and watch the smoke drift over the home stands. Constable finally got him for it. He moved.

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        #4
        Ole Splendora....lol....use to be the speed trap of all speed traps on US 59... got a couple there back in the day traveling north from UofH.....Corrigan wasn't far behind...

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          #5
          The fact that you're on team road playing football speaks volumes for your opinion

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            #6
            Lmao it’s East Montgomery county splendora,Cleveland,cut n shoot, porter, Trinity... they’re all the same

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              #7
              Originally posted by drop dead fred View Post
              Lmao it’s East Montgomery county splendora,Cleveland,cut n shoot, porter, Trinity... they’re all the same
              What-choo talkin ‘bout Willis?!

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                #8
                Originally posted by louieagarcia View Post
                What-choo talkin ‘bout Willis?!


                Lmaoooooo I’m on the west side of 45 east side of 75 all y’all [emoji1787]


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                  #9
                  Probably because he bought a $3000 mattress from Mattress Mac and will file a claim to get his money back

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                    #10
                    Ha. I played youth football at that field in the late 70s. Not much has changed.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by drop dead fred View Post
                      Lmao it’s East Montgomery county splendora,Cleveland,cut n shoot, porter, Trinity... they’re all the same


                      Two of those aren’t even in MoCo.... and you’re in Willis, like it’s Montgomery County’s taint, so.......[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji106]


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                        #12
                        West of 45 is heaven [emoji2957]

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by curtintex View Post
                          Two of those aren’t even in MoCo.... and you’re in Willis, like it’s Montgomery County’s taint, so.......[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji106]


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                          If Willis is the taint, I think we all know which side of the county is the ***hole. LMAO on the reference to Cleveland and Trinity as East Montgomery county.

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                            #14
                            smh.

                            I'll never understand why people live over there.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by drop dead fred View Post
                              Lmao it’s East Montgomery county splendora,Cleveland,cut n shoot, porter, Trinity... they’re all the same


                              Leave Cut & Shoot out of this!

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