We must’ve given Splendora an inferiority complex after ripping on Porter this week, because they stepped up their game this afternoon. We’re over here on Tram Rd (the fancy part) for my son’s football game and this dude just casually strolls out of his trailer and sets a mattress on fire in his front yard. He gets it to a nice thick black rolling smoke then hops in his truck and leaves. So now the fire department is here and they are using they guy’s own garden hose to put out the mattress. Now why would he risk all $79.32 of equity in his home by starting a fire?
Don’t worry Porter, Splendora is doing the heavy lifting for ya.
Don’t worry Porter, Splendora is doing the heavy lifting for ya.
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